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Time, it has been proposed
is the fourth dimension.
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And yet, for mortal man,
time has no dimension at all.
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We are like horses with blinders
seeing only what lies before us.
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Forever guessing the future...
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...and fabricating the past.
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- Brilliant.
- Quite right, Your Grace.
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How, you ask, can we lift these shackles
and live not in the moment..
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...but in the glorious expanse
of time's continuum?
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Listen, and I shall tell you.
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The secret lies in the enduring
power of our achievements...
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- Yes!
- ...our creations!
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As the pyramids testify to the Egyptians...
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so my glorious erection shall represent...
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...our culture in perpetuity.
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Behold, rising before you the greatest
erection on the continent.
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The greatest erection of the age!
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The greatest erection on the planet!
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- Hold this.
- Of course.
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For the Herald, Your Grace.
I understand you'll be making
an important announcement tonight.
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Good afternoon, ladies.
Please, excuse me, please.
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- And the Perrier-Jouet should be chilled.
You understand? Chilled.
- Yes, sir.
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Leopold! Leopold, where have you been?
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Leopold!
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Otis, I demand explication!
It's half past 5:00! He's not even dressed!
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- He'll be ready, my lord. I assure you.
- I don't want him ready.
I want him resplendent!
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Ah, Miss Blaine.
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You dance like a... like a herd of cattle.
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You are a rare woman
who lights up a room simply by leaving it.
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Might you be rich, Miss Blaine?
You see..
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...whilst I am the third Duke the little
secret of those of us in the Royal Court...
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...apart from our general uselessness
is our massive indebtedness.
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It's always been
your misfortune, Leopold...
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...that you so thoroughly amuse yourself
with the sound of your own voice.
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In a life as stagnant as mine..
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...that I can amuse myself at all
is an evolutionary marvel.
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- Please don't touch that.
- The device you were jabbering about.
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To take priests to the bell tower.
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To take anyone, Uncle,
to the floor they so desire.
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Buildings continue to climb. Soon they
will outstrip the stamina of our legs.
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You speak of progress and invention.
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Yet what I offer you downstairs is reality.
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Take a wife. Marry.
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Marriage...
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...marriage is the promise of eternal love.
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As a man of honor, I can not promise eternally
what I have never felt momentarily.
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Born into privilege, yet perversely ashamed
of it. That is your tragedy.
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My God! If my brother could only see you,
he'll be heartbroken.
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- You are no duke!
- Of course I'm not.
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The monarchy is dead, Uncle.
We are relics. That is reality.
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The new Royals are men of accomplishment.
Men like Roebling, with his bridge..
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...Edison, with his lamp,
Diesel, Bell, Westinghouse...
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Those men made themselves from nothing!
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You, on the other hand, were born with
everything and from it, fashioned nothing.
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As of tonight, I wash my hands of you.
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Take a good look at
your dance card, Leopold.
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A wealthy bride is your only surety.
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Your Grace, may I present Miss Tree
of the Trees of Schenectady, sir.
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Miss Tree?
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It's an honor to be making
your royal acquaintance, Your Highness.
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Shall we?
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I've never been to England... but...
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Father's teeth were made there.
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He's quite rich, your father?
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Oh, yes..
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Many dreams, all useless.
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Who are you?
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No, no, no.
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Please, wait, no.
I don't want to harm you. Stop! Please!
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Sir, wait!
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Please stop! Please!
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Stop! Leopold!
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Pardon me. Pardon me.
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Go! Go!
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Stop, sir! Please!
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Oh, my God.
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No!
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Let go!
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Just let go. It's okay!
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You don't understand!
Let go!
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- Oh!
- I don't want to hurt you! Let go!
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What?
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- I'm sorry.
- Well, you should be.
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It's just that...
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if a guy like that can get a girl like you,
what's left for a guy like me?
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A guy like that can get a girl like me.
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But a girl like me will never love him.
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Are you saying you love me?
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It's possible.
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Turn it up higher.
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Some more, turn it up higher.
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I've never felt so happy.
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That's right, you can
just leave it blank, Ok?
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It's really just about
what you're feeling. All right?
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Guy in the windbreaker right there.
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Two ladies right in front of him.
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Hey.
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So how did you think it went?
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Well, if I had to guess, mid 60's.
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Why don't they love it?
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- She's not likeable.
- She's right.
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Absolutely. I can do some trims
where she sleeps with her boss.
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- Cut that whole section.
- Excuse me?
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Excuse me.
What are you talking about?
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- The movie, Richard, your movie?
- I'm aware of that.
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I want to say something.
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I think Julie is likeable.
Very likeable in this picture.
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And real.
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What, excuse me, you've never
made a mistake in your life?
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You have no flaws? You never
slept with the wrong guy?
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I'm not the protagonist
in a major motion picture.
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Let me tell you something, you people, you
are sucking the life out of American cinema.
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Richard, come on.
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It's a comedy. But it's also a drama.
It can be about something.
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"You are sucking the life
out of American cinema."
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"You are sucking the life
out of American cinema"?
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- Maybe he's got a point, though?
- What?
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Well...
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Don't you ever think that
what we do is a bit... crass?
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We find out what regular people think
and we pass on their wisdom.
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That's what we do. Is that crass? Is that
cold? I don't think so.
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We make peanut butter creamier.
We make cereal crunchier.
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Sit-coms funnier.
Boring movies shorter.
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We made Smuckers get
the seeds out of their jam.
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We did that.
If you ask me, we're heroes.
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It goes with the territory every
once in a while some pompous jerk...
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sticks his head out
of his cave and says...
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"Hey, I like seeds in my jam.
Without seeds it's just jelly."
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"You people are sucking
the life out of my condiments."
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I say to him... this is
what I say to him, Darcy...
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You, baby, are one percent
of one percent.
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Your opinion is irrelevant.
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I went out with a visionary
like you for four years.
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And I had to pay his rent?!
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Because he couldn't stoop down
and get a job, like the rest of us?
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- This is not about Stuart.
- Yes it is!
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It is about Stuart. It's about
anybody who can't face up to reality.
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I don't care if it's crass. Give me the
number. Give me the bottom line.
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Give me the truth
straight up, no chaser.
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Bart!
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Quiet!
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Oh my God!
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We must remember, Bart...
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...that sometimes, it is okay
to color outside the lines.
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- Hello?
- My Palm Pilot. You still have it.
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Kate, it's 1:00 in the morning.
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And clearly you're awake,
so what is the infraction?
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Look, Kate, I don't know
where your Palm Pilot is.
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And I can't do this right now. Not now.
I'm expecting a call.
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Oh, Bart.
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
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She is not a happy person.
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Goddamn it!
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- You know what, Stuart?
You know what? I'm... - Kate...
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Please. I've got somebody here, okay?
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I know. I saw her.
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- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did!
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It's a him, if that's any
kind of consolation to you.
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So, look, now that you know
I'm not getting laid, just go to bed, okay?
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Nuh-uh, don't. Do not hang up on me,
Stuart. Don't do that.
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Kate, please.
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I beg of you.
Something big is happening.
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Something...
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...that validates my entire life.
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"Something that validates your entire life."
What could that possibly be?
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- Are you sitting down?
- Yes.
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- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
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- No, you're not.
- Ye...
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Okay.
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I found it.
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- What did you find?
- A portal.
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A crack in the fabric of time.
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It was over the East River, Kate,
just where I said it would be.
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- You found the portal?
- A portal into April 28th, 1876.
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I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge...
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...and took a walk in 1876 today.
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I followed my great, great grandpa,
around old New York.
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- Are you listening?
- Avidly.
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This here's the twist, Kate.
Here's the kicker.
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What's the kicker?
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He followed me home.
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- Your great-great grandfather...
- Yes.
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- Viscount of Buffalo.
- No, he's not a viscount...
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- The Duke of Buffalo...
- No, the Duke of Albany.
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- Albany followed you home
through a crack in time.
- He's a brilliant engineer.
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He patented the counterweight pulley.
He invented the elevator, for Christ's sake.
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You know what, Stuart? You know what?
I'm not your girlfriend anymore.
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I haven't been for a whole month now.
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- You can tell me the truth.
- I am telling you the truth, Kate.
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You can tell me you went and picked up a
transvestite in Times Square. I don't care.
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You know what, Kate? This is it, right here.
This is it, in a nutshell. Our downfall.
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You never... not once... believed in me.
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Oh, I did, Stuart. I did, for four years.
And I got burnt.
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Okay, you want to know who he is?
I'll tell you who he is.
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He is a hacker. High end. English.
I know him from Columbia.
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He's in town for the
Mac Expo at the Javits.
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We went out, got a little sloppy on Guinness
and he passed out on my couch.
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- And that's the truth?
- Mm-hmm. That's the truth. Okay?
Are you happy now?
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Is that plausible enough for you
and your little focus group?
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You know what, Stuart?
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I blew my best years on you.
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Those were your best?
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Look...
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I'm sorry.
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I have to go.
You'll get your Pilot in the morning.
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Orange alert.
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What is it?
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Bart! No!
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Bart, stop!
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It's okay.
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- You?
- It's okay.
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- Where am I?
- Well, um, there's not
an easy explanation for that.
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If it's a ransom you seek, my uncle won't
pay a cent. Except, perhaps, for my demise.
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No. no. You're not being kidnapped.
Bart, quiet!
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I can scarcely see, thanks to your spray.
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My eyes feel like Steak au Poivre.
So I ask you again, where the hell am I?
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As far as I'm concerned...
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you might be Jack the Ripper!
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And you would have me believe that I'm
being detained at present in the hereafter?
The time to come?
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Yes. Bart, quiet!
He needs a walk.
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And you would have me believe
that you you are my progeny.
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A product of a marriage unmade.
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Yes.
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Oh! And you would have me believe
that you have found a crack in time.
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You, of all people, should understand.
I mean, you're a scientist.
You invented the elevator.
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What is an elevator? What the hell are you
talk... Where the hell am I?!
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I told you... you haven't actually gone
anywhere. You're still in New York.
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That, sir, is not New York!
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I'm afraid it is.
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- No, Kate.
- Hello. Hello there. What's your name?
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Leopold.
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Tell me something.
I'm having trouble with my G-5.
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How much RAM do I need
to properly run OS 9.6?
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Clearly, the Mac Expo is out.
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So you must be a man out of time?
Or Sergeant Pepper?
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- You know what? Actually,
we could use a little privacy.
- Stuart, I want my Palm Pilot.
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- I'm not... I'm serious. Maybe later on, Kate.
- I just want my Palm Pilot, Stuart!
236
00:22:53,146 --> 00:22:56,824
- No. No.
- Hey, give me my Palm Pilot! Give it to me.
237
00:22:58,162 --> 00:22:59,332
This is madness.
238
00:22:59,751 --> 00:23:02,551
This is madness. Who was that?
I feel as if I've seen her...
239
00:23:02,635 --> 00:23:06,522
Women have changed since your time, Leo.
They've become dangerous.
240
00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:08,946
It's on the landing!
241
00:23:11,746 --> 00:23:14,923
You say this is no kidnapping.
You say you mean no harm.
242
00:23:15,007 --> 00:23:18,479
Then why is it, sir,
you will not unlock the door?
243
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,448
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry about her. I'm...
244
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:28,173
Look, with all due respect I can't let you
just go running around free out there, okay?
245
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,766
This is New York City.
It's not such a safe place anymore.
246
00:23:30,849 --> 00:23:35,364
Look at you. You look like some sort of
psychotic escapee from a Renaissance faire.
247
00:23:35,531 --> 00:23:39,042
I understand you have some anxiety
but you have to trust me.
248
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,508
I'm going to get you home, okay?
249
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:44,685
I promise.
250
00:23:45,479 --> 00:23:46,483
Bart!
251
00:23:50,788 --> 00:23:52,627
The portal opens up again next week.
Monday.
252
00:23:52,711 --> 00:23:55,553
I know that, because it was my back-up in
case I didn't make it last night.
253
00:23:55,637 --> 00:23:59,357
It's on a cycle, you know?
Kind of like, uh... total eclipse.
254
00:23:59,441 --> 00:24:01,572
Once every 20 years.
You understand?
255
00:24:01,656 --> 00:24:05,042
Generally, I understand everything.
Since I've met you, nothing.
256
00:24:05,251 --> 00:24:09,724
I can only assume I'm in a nightmare
brought on by agita, or else I am dead.
257
00:24:10,141 --> 00:24:13,318
You're not dead.
Come here. Sit down. Here.
258
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,627
Want some milk in yours?
259
00:24:20,549 --> 00:24:22,640
Bart, can I just have...
260
00:24:24,604 --> 00:24:27,320
Sorry. He's really got to go out.
261
00:24:34,761 --> 00:24:37,144
I'll be honored if you
took a look at those.
262
00:24:37,198 --> 00:24:42,033
Um, I'll explain everything when I get
back. He's got to go out or he's
going to drop a bomb in there.
263
00:24:42,076 --> 00:24:43,539
Come on. Let's go.
264
00:24:47,078 --> 00:24:48,247
Back in five.
265
00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:58,764
One quick trip to Spectra, Bart...
266
00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:04,157
...and you and I will be Nobel Laureates.
267
00:25:10,993 --> 00:25:12,204
Come on, Bart.
268
00:25:12,646 --> 00:25:14,405
Hey, let's go.
269
00:25:15,009 --> 00:25:16,763
Come on.
Let's go.
270
00:25:24,437 --> 00:25:25,441
Oh, Jesus!
271
00:25:28,638 --> 00:25:29,978
Oh, God.
272
00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,499
Good boy, Bart!
273
00:25:32,312 --> 00:25:33,441
Stay!
274
00:25:33,777 --> 00:25:36,369
Stay, Bart! Stay!
275
00:25:38,059 --> 00:25:40,191
Oh, Bart, please stay!
276
00:26:18,215 --> 00:26:21,894
Stuart you forgot the pointy thing!
277
00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:25,137
Stuart...
278
00:26:37,355 --> 00:26:41,370
Look, this is not complex. He gave me the
Palm Pilot but he forgot the pointy thing.
279
00:26:41,371 --> 00:26:43,545
- I've been warned about you.
- Oh. Really?
280
00:26:43,573 --> 00:26:46,194
And what, pray tell, did the great
disappointment say?
281
00:26:46,195 --> 00:26:48,368
- That you were dangerous,
though you hardly look it.
- Oh, really?
282
00:26:48,469 --> 00:26:50,935
A lady in trousers isn't dangerous,
merely plain.
283
00:26:50,973 --> 00:26:53,564
- I take it you're a career woman.
- Yeah, market research.
284
00:26:53,581 --> 00:26:55,881
Mm. Fine avocation for women, research.
285
00:26:56,212 --> 00:26:58,009
Perfect for the feminine mind.
286
00:27:00,726 --> 00:27:02,064
You're a trip, Lionel.
287
00:27:07,646 --> 00:27:11,325
I myself once courted
a librarian in Sussex.
288
00:27:14,086 --> 00:27:15,927
Good for you.
289
00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:21,690
I must confess I feel as though
we've met on a previous occasion.
290
00:27:22,026 --> 00:27:25,672
Well, Lionel, seeing as
I've never met a single friend of Stuart's.
291
00:27:25,673 --> 00:27:30,567
I'm not even sure he's ever had any.
I really don't see how that's possible.
292
00:27:32,439 --> 00:27:34,989
Oh, man! Bart!
293
00:27:35,547 --> 00:27:39,559
He just made Lake Erie out there. You just
can't toss a dog out into the hall like that.
294
00:27:39,643 --> 00:27:43,200
- You can't do that.
- I assure you, I did not.
295
00:27:44,701 --> 00:27:46,707
- Let's go.
- I beg your pardon?
296
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,588
Come on. Let's go!
297
00:27:50,176 --> 00:27:51,180
Bart...
298
00:27:53,269 --> 00:27:56,781
Look, pal, I don't care how many elevators
you got. This one's in my building.
299
00:27:57,116 --> 00:27:58,370
Hang-hang on a second.
300
00:27:59,623 --> 00:28:02,048
Sorry about the elevator, Miss Kate.
I've got them on the phone right now.
301
00:28:02,132 --> 00:28:04,556
Hey, Gracy.
This is Lionel, Stuart's friend.
302
00:28:04,765 --> 00:28:05,809
How do you do?
303
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:09,241
Ten minutes?
I need someone here right now.
304
00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:40,879
- Watch it, man.
- I beg your pardon.
305
00:28:40,964 --> 00:28:42,510
Hey, what are you doing?
306
00:28:42,593 --> 00:28:44,725
You need to be going that way.
There's an electron...
307
00:28:44,809 --> 00:28:47,275
Hello? Hello?
There's an electronics store. Hello?
308
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,362
I'm sorry, miss.
309
00:28:48,529 --> 00:28:51,747
There's a patch of grass across the street.
Take him there. He'll do his business.
310
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:54,381
Can you give this to Stuart, please?
It's his cable bill.
311
00:29:09,679 --> 00:29:14,069
They haul our furniture and cradle our
children but this morning,
from the Battery to the Bronx...
312
00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:16,116
elevators have mysteriously...
313
00:29:28,196 --> 00:29:30,873
So sorry.
314
00:29:30,998 --> 00:29:33,422
- I do beg your pardon.
- Stupid!
315
00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:40,319
I beg your pardon.
316
00:29:48,846 --> 00:29:50,560
Are you going to remove that?
317
00:29:53,068 --> 00:29:54,321
I beg your pardon?
318
00:29:54,781 --> 00:29:56,956
Pick it up and put it in the trash.
319
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,427
Absolutely not.
320
00:30:02,904 --> 00:30:07,167
Maybe you don't understand.
It's against the law to leave it there.
321
00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:10,123
Are you suggesting, madam,
there exists a law..
322
00:30:10,161 --> 00:30:12,665
...compelling gentlemen to lay hold
of canine bowel movements?
323
00:30:12,759 --> 00:30:16,392
I'm suggesting you pick
the poop up and throw it away now.
324
00:30:18,158 --> 00:30:20,499
I refuse. Respectfully.
325
00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:25,976
All right.
What's your name, fancy pants?
326
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:27,456
Leopold...
327
00:30:27,457 --> 00:30:29,463
Alexis Elija Walker...
328
00:30:31,284 --> 00:30:33,458
...Thomas Garrett Mountbatten.
329
00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:40,142
All right, Stuart.
330
00:30:41,122 --> 00:30:42,293
Have a nice day.
331
00:30:47,702 --> 00:30:50,837
I appreciate you putting in a good word for
me but J.J.'s not back from London.
332
00:30:51,942 --> 00:30:55,872
- Right. Bye. What's with the elevators?
- It's happening everywhere.
333
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:57,802
Darci.
334
00:30:58,123 --> 00:30:59,502
Last page.
335
00:31:10,949 --> 00:31:11,953
Sorry.
336
00:31:12,276 --> 00:31:14,534
Did everyone live happily ever after?
337
00:31:15,072 --> 00:31:17,998
He lost his leg to gangrene
waiting for her on the island.
338
00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:20,828
- But they're together now.
- Wonderful.
339
00:31:21,007 --> 00:31:23,556
- Oh, look, you got your Palm Pilot back.
- A nightmare.
340
00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:26,414
Okay, so who do I owe?
341
00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:29,912
Okay, Bobby at Hasbro.
Reeves at Crunch.
342
00:31:29,913 --> 00:31:33,173
And the finals came in for "Love for Sale."
The call with the studio's at 4:00.
343
00:31:33,307 --> 00:31:35,106
The margarine thing's in 15
in the conference room.
344
00:31:35,107 --> 00:31:37,406
J.J. wants to talk to you before that.
Oh, and one more thing.
345
00:31:37,536 --> 00:31:39,977
I remember that you told me
to start thinking ahead...
346
00:31:39,978 --> 00:31:41,173
...so I know your brother's getting back..
347
00:31:41,174 --> 00:31:45,226
- ...from his retreat tomorrow and
if you want something in the fridge...
- Darci...
348
00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,259
Can you tell me why I'm upset right now?
349
00:31:49,147 --> 00:31:50,443
Because, uh...
350
00:31:51,596 --> 00:31:55,608
J.J. called this morning. That is why I have
a cell phone. So you can call me...
351
00:31:55,804 --> 00:31:59,274
Kate, Kate, he didn't call. He just popped
his head in here and spoke two sentences.
352
00:31:59,345 --> 00:32:00,441
So he's back?
353
00:32:00,442 --> 00:32:03,076
Margo says he's going to make a big
announcement about the merger next week.
354
00:32:03,143 --> 00:32:06,236
Margo? What does she know? How does
she know anything about anything?
355
00:32:07,430 --> 00:32:08,432
Oh. All right.
356
00:32:09,685 --> 00:32:14,201
So he popped his head in here.
All right, so you have to tell me
exactly what he said, Darci.
357
00:32:14,457 --> 00:32:16,485
You have to start
at the beginning and tell me...
358
00:32:16,486 --> 00:32:19,956
He said, "Tell Kate I'm going to
sit in on Farmer's Bounty."
359
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,542
J.J.
360
00:32:23,423 --> 00:32:25,805
- Good morning, Kate.
- Good morning.
361
00:32:26,055 --> 00:32:27,435
I'll see you in there.
362
00:32:47,290 --> 00:32:49,421
Good Lord, it still stands.
363
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:56,378
The world has changed all around it
but Roebling's erection still stands!
364
00:32:57,489 --> 00:32:59,412
That, my friend, is a miracle.
365
00:33:00,164 --> 00:33:02,421
- What?
- It's a miracle, man!
366
00:33:02,923 --> 00:33:04,094
It's a bridge.
367
00:33:04,428 --> 00:33:07,270
Tell me when did they
adapt it for steam engines?
368
00:33:09,485 --> 00:33:10,740
The fire brigade.
369
00:33:26,159 --> 00:33:28,833
I don't know how it happened.
I found him in a shaft.
370
00:33:28,959 --> 00:33:29,961
Stuart!
371
00:33:31,174 --> 00:33:33,766
Leopold, what are you doing out here?
372
00:33:33,849 --> 00:33:35,731
Get back inside!
373
00:33:40,621 --> 00:33:42,920
They're taking him to Goodman Memorial.
374
00:33:47,016 --> 00:33:49,775
Fresh creamery butter.
375
00:33:50,151 --> 00:33:53,160
Is there anything more comforting?
376
00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:57,550
There is and I know you will agree
when you try Farmer's Bounty...
377
00:33:57,633 --> 00:34:01,775
...with the essence
of real butter in every bite.
378
00:34:01,856 --> 00:34:05,784
Your first choice. However, 45% of our
demo circled "shifty"...
379
00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:08,251
...as his key descriptor. Not good.
380
00:34:08,585 --> 00:34:11,762
This is what I say. Everybody should be
trying Farmer's Bounty..
381
00:34:11,846 --> 00:34:15,315
...with the real, rich,
creamy taste of real butter.
382
00:34:15,398 --> 00:34:18,617
Try it, and you will be losing pounds.
Poof! Boom! Voila!
383
00:34:18,701 --> 00:34:22,545
Your second choice. Unfortunately,
the group found him obnoxious, abrasive..
384
00:34:22,629 --> 00:34:27,018
...and a whopping 72%
found him just plain creepy.
385
00:34:27,269 --> 00:34:30,446
The spot rolls out in four days.
We have to...
386
00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:32,912
The product is shipping.
What the hell am I supposed to do?
387
00:34:32,995 --> 00:34:34,668
We have to do another session. Tomorrow.
388
00:34:34,752 --> 00:34:38,765
I had my assistant book the response room
at National so we can decide then and there.
389
00:34:42,944 --> 00:34:44,616
- Kate, are you all right?
- You okay?
390
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:48,044
- I'm fine.
- Geez, Kate, I'll ask for a decaf.
391
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:51,137
Monica, I need you to call Barney's.
I need a white blouse, size small...
392
00:34:51,221 --> 00:34:54,377
...in Kate's office by lunch.
393
00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:06,853
Oh, dear.
394
00:35:10,533 --> 00:35:13,667
Hi, you've reached Stuart.
Please leave a message.
395
00:35:13,835 --> 00:35:18,599
Leopold? Leopold, look, don't be frightened.
This is Stuart, okay?
396
00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:21,442
Is it Bell's talking telegraph?
397
00:35:21,526 --> 00:35:25,245
- I saw a prototype at last year's faire.
- I need you to pick up the handset, Leo.
398
00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:29,426
You pick up the green handset,
because I need to talk to you...
399
00:35:29,509 --> 00:35:31,765
Are-are you there?
Hello?
400
00:35:31,892 --> 00:35:34,567
Leopold, thank God.
Listen, they're taking me to X Rays.
401
00:35:34,651 --> 00:35:37,535
Everything's going to be fine but you
have to stay in the apartment,
do you understand me?
402
00:35:37,619 --> 00:35:40,544
Oh, Stuart, I saw Roebling's bridge today.
403
00:35:40,754 --> 00:35:44,056
- I saw it... complete.
- Yes, yes, but listen to me.
404
00:35:44,139 --> 00:35:47,233
You can't go out again.
You have to stay in the apartment.
405
00:35:47,316 --> 00:35:50,418
- Stay in the apartment? For how long?
- Leo, I'll be back tonight. I promise.
406
00:35:50,419 --> 00:35:52,118
No more field trips.
407
00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:53,636
Would you...
408
00:35:53,637 --> 00:35:57,002
Hel... hello?
Stuart?
409
00:35:57,003 --> 00:35:58,006
Hello?
410
00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:00,013
Blast!
411
00:36:04,014 --> 00:36:05,017
Hello.
412
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:07,043
Hello.
413
00:36:07,737 --> 00:36:08,741
Who are you?
414
00:36:09,035 --> 00:36:11,752
Hector.
My mom works late on Wednesdays...
415
00:36:11,852 --> 00:36:14,234
...so I watch TV with Stuart.
416
00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:17,874
Want some Pirate's Booty?
417
00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:24,600
Excuse me, J.J., I wanted to thank you for
the shirt. That was very nice.
418
00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:26,357
Come in, come in.
419
00:36:26,859 --> 00:36:27,862
Yeah. Uh-huh.
420
00:36:29,241 --> 00:36:30,328
Absolutely.
421
00:36:30,746 --> 00:36:33,755
Oh, good, good.
Yeah, she's here right now. I'll tell her.
422
00:36:34,256 --> 00:36:36,389
Okay... okay. Bye.
423
00:36:37,726 --> 00:36:38,730
Sit down.
424
00:36:39,524 --> 00:36:42,868
That was Barry. He was thrilled
with your work at the screening last night.
425
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,749
Oh, good. Good.
426
00:36:51,896 --> 00:36:54,237
You're a rarity among women, Kate.
427
00:36:55,659 --> 00:36:56,662
I'm sorry?
428
00:36:56,912 --> 00:36:59,169
You don't cling to illusion.
You don't get...
429
00:36:59,412 --> 00:37:01,292
...caught up in emotion.
430
00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:04,143
You don't do pretty.
431
00:37:05,439 --> 00:37:06,443
I don't?
432
00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:09,536
You skew male. You're like a man.
433
00:37:10,371 --> 00:37:15,681
A man who understands women
their desires, their needs.
434
00:37:17,018 --> 00:37:21,114
You understand them but
you're not really one of them.
435
00:37:23,287 --> 00:37:27,300
- You don't mind my being frank, do you?
- No. I don't. No.
436
00:37:29,892 --> 00:37:30,979
Edamame?
437
00:37:41,471 --> 00:37:42,474
Kate?
438
00:37:57,271 --> 00:37:59,612
- But one day,
he lowered the Jolly Roger...
- Stu?
439
00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:02,747
...and set sail in search
another kind of treasure.
440
00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:07,512
Not money, not jewels, not gold...
but a bride.
441
00:38:07,721 --> 00:38:11,567
Despite his being a ruffian of the brine
fearless in his plunder...
442
00:38:11,651 --> 00:38:15,955
...and merciless with the sword
the Pirate King was also lonely.
443
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,219
You see, he had never met a lady.
444
00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:22,184
He never met a girl?
445
00:38:22,476 --> 00:38:26,614
No. Not a girl, not a lady,
not even his own mother.
446
00:38:26,865 --> 00:38:28,161
So what happened?
447
00:38:28,370 --> 00:38:30,962
As with all comedies
the most ridiculous thing imaginable...
448
00:38:31,045 --> 00:38:34,347
the Pirate King fell in love with
the major general's daughter.
449
00:38:34,857 --> 00:38:37,713
I had the good fortune to see the premiere
last month at the Fifth Avenue Theatre.
450
00:38:37,714 --> 00:38:39,928
Since when is Penzance at the Fifth?
451
00:38:44,215 --> 00:38:47,935
Is it your habit, sir to simply enter
a conversation without introduction?
452
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:50,541
Whoa, you are deep in it.
453
00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:54,303
It's cool. I'm an actor, too.
I'm Charlie. I live downstairs.
454
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,713
Kate McKay, senior vice president.
455
00:38:57,798 --> 00:38:59,804
Darci, it hasn't happened.
456
00:38:59,887 --> 00:39:03,231
All he did was dangle a carrot.
Until he makes a decision..
457
00:39:03,388 --> 00:39:06,482
- ...the pressure's doubled.
- When's he going to make a decision?
458
00:39:06,743 --> 00:39:09,794
We're having dinner tomorrow
to discuss it further at Commune.
459
00:39:09,961 --> 00:39:10,756
- Kate?
- Yeah.
460
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,177
- I have Stuart on the line.
- No!
461
00:39:12,302 --> 00:39:13,264
- He says he's...
- No!
462
00:39:13,348 --> 00:39:15,518
...in the hospital.
463
00:39:16,218 --> 00:39:17,708
kate: I got the number of a specialist.
464
00:39:17,787 --> 00:39:19,448
a bone guy-- he did cdavid cohn's elbow--
465
00:39:19,488 --> 00:39:20,750
so he'll check on you tomorrow.
466
00:39:20,790 --> 00:39:22,087
you're not listening to me, kate.
467
00:39:22,124 --> 00:39:23,182
I can't be here tomorrow.
468
00:39:23,225 --> 00:39:24,590
I can't be here today.
469
00:39:24,627 --> 00:39:25,992
I have to go home now.
470
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:29,793
Leopold is just sitting alone in
my apartment right now.
God knows what could happen to him.
471
00:39:29,876 --> 00:39:30,880
Do you know he got outside today?
472
00:39:30,964 --> 00:39:32,552
Of course he did...
I made him walk your dog.
473
00:39:32,635 --> 00:39:33,471
What?
474
00:39:33,556 --> 00:39:36,690
No, Kate, you can't do that!
He can't go outside!
475
00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:40,243
Jesus Christ, Kate.
He's from 1876, Kate.
476
00:39:40,326 --> 00:39:44,966
He doesn't know our customs.
If something were to happen
to him it could be catastrophic.
477
00:39:45,269 --> 00:39:47,174
His mere presents
has already caused an occlusion.
478
00:39:47,175 --> 00:39:48,217
Occlusion!
479
00:39:48,218 --> 00:39:51,985
If he doesn't go back on Monday,
I may cease to exist!
480
00:39:53,330 --> 00:39:57,228
I'm his decedent, Kate, along with
God knows how many other people.
481
00:39:57,229 --> 00:40:00,030
If he doesn't go back to April 28, 1876,
482
00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:02,550
he doesn't get married, he doesn't have
children, and you want to know what?
483
00:40:02,551 --> 00:40:05,601
What happened with the elevators today,
well that's going to seem
like a walk in the park. - Stuart!
484
00:40:05,602 --> 00:40:07,804
This is embarrassing.
It's embarrassing now, all right?
485
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:09,641
I'm sorry that you got hurt.
486
00:40:09,642 --> 00:40:12,933
But there happens to be a lot
going on with me right now.
487
00:40:12,934 --> 00:40:14,899
Someone has to keep an eye on him.
488
00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:17,490
Stuart, he's a grown man.
489
00:40:17,574 --> 00:40:19,225
He's a grown man. He's fine.
490
00:40:19,226 --> 00:40:22,755
- He can take care of himself.
- No. Wait. Aah!
- I'm going.
491
00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,220
Kate, please.
492
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:28,192
Just take this to Spectra, okay?
Get it developed.
493
00:40:28,275 --> 00:40:31,242
You'll see... I'm telling the truth.
Tell Manny it's important.
494
00:40:31,494 --> 00:40:32,873
You want double prints?
495
00:40:33,709 --> 00:40:36,969
That's not funny, Kate.
This is not a joke.
496
00:40:38,098 --> 00:40:41,024
You need help, Stuart.
You need help.
497
00:41:09,485 --> 00:41:10,488
Charlie?
498
00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:13,251
Hey, Kate!
499
00:41:14,797 --> 00:41:16,888
Can I see you downstairs for a minute?
500
00:41:17,181 --> 00:41:19,647
I invited someone to dinner.
He's up there all alone.
501
00:41:19,730 --> 00:41:21,861
Stuart's in the hospital. I didn't think you'll
have such a problem...
502
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:24,662
No, you didn't think, Charlie.
You didn't think.
503
00:41:24,788 --> 00:41:27,254
You came home early,
one day early from actor camp.
504
00:41:27,338 --> 00:41:30,097
Okay, it's not actor camp and yeah,
I came home a day early, all right?
505
00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:32,061
There was this tai chi broad
who kept trying stick her fingers...
506
00:41:32,144 --> 00:41:36,868
No, this is the point. You immediately
march upstairs to my
ex-boyfriend's apartment...
507
00:41:36,952 --> 00:41:40,170
- ...and you invite his freakish friend...
- See, that's what it's about.
It's not that I went up there.
508
00:41:40,254 --> 00:41:42,846
- It's that it was your ex-boyfriend...
- No, it's not about Stuart.
509
00:41:43,598 --> 00:41:45,896
Greetings, Kate. Charles.
510
00:41:46,023 --> 00:41:47,026
Hey, Leo.
511
00:41:47,986 --> 00:41:49,241
Be nice.
512
00:42:11,979 --> 00:42:15,658
- So, when's Stuart getting back?
- Couple days, maybe a week.
513
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,832
He promised me that he would
return late this evening.
514
00:42:17,915 --> 00:42:21,593
Well, maybe he will, Leopold.
He's so big on keeping his promises...
515
00:42:31,933 --> 00:42:33,644
May I have the next course?
516
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:36,732
There is no next course.
517
00:42:38,731 --> 00:42:43,370
Where I come from the meal is
the result of reflection and study.
518
00:42:43,675 --> 00:42:47,395
Menus are prepared
in advance timed to perfection.
519
00:42:47,552 --> 00:42:52,527
It is said, without the culinary arts the
crudeness of reality would be unbearable.
520
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:55,202
We had a saying in the McKay house:
521
00:42:55,285 --> 00:42:59,173
"You shake and shake the ketchup bottle.
None will come, and then a lot'll."
522
00:43:03,603 --> 00:43:05,569
- What is that?
- I beg your pardon?
523
00:43:05,694 --> 00:43:06,864
Why are you standing?
524
00:43:06,947 --> 00:43:09,413
I'm accustomed to stand
when a lady leaves the table.
525
00:43:18,735 --> 00:43:22,038
Tell me, Charles when Stuart and your
sister were engaged...
526
00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:25,088
...did you happen to read his papers on
the temporal universe?
527
00:43:25,172 --> 00:43:27,094
I spent the morning perusing them,
and must confess...
528
00:43:27,178 --> 00:43:30,313
Stuart and I were never engaged.
Not even close.
529
00:43:30,606 --> 00:43:31,819
But I did read...
530
00:43:32,236 --> 00:43:33,281
Thank you.
531
00:43:33,365 --> 00:43:36,290
But I did read his papers however,
to show support.
532
00:43:36,374 --> 00:43:38,339
Is Stuart still trying
to make a time machine?
533
00:43:38,422 --> 00:43:41,349
That's the beauty of it,
he discovered no machine was necessary.
534
00:43:41,432 --> 00:43:44,602
All one had to do was to develop
formula to forecast portals...
535
00:43:44,603 --> 00:43:47,116
...natural windows in the fabric of time.
536
00:43:47,117 --> 00:43:50,544
Apparently, Stuart located
one utilizing modern...
537
00:43:55,393 --> 00:43:57,860
Utilizing modern theories
of weather prediction.
538
00:43:57,943 --> 00:43:58,945
What's a portal?
539
00:43:59,030 --> 00:44:01,204
An opening which exists for but a moment.
540
00:44:01,287 --> 00:44:03,502
This explains why one must jump
through it from a height...
541
00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:08,184
in order to achieve the required velocity.
The speed of gravity, to be exact.
It's quite brilliant.
542
00:44:08,810 --> 00:44:12,949
You are so method. You don't even break
for a second, do you? It's unbelievable!
543
00:44:13,032 --> 00:44:17,589
Oh, stop it, please! No more! Stop, please?
I beg you. I'm tired. Can you go away?
544
00:44:17,673 --> 00:44:19,679
Can you just go away?
Can you go away?
545
00:44:20,138 --> 00:44:22,981
- She's drunk, Leo.
- Oh, shut up, Charlie!
546
00:44:23,064 --> 00:44:25,321
And you, can you go upstairs?
Can you go away?
547
00:44:25,405 --> 00:44:28,330
I am truly sorry if I have
offended you in any way.
548
00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:30,672
Goodnight, Charles.
549
00:44:33,599 --> 00:44:34,726
Goodnight, Leo.
550
00:44:39,994 --> 00:44:41,122
What the hell was that?
551
00:44:41,247 --> 00:44:44,758
He thinks he's from the 19th century,
Charlie. He thinks he's a duke.
552
00:44:44,842 --> 00:44:45,803
I know.
553
00:44:45,887 --> 00:44:47,309
- Isn't that cool?
- No.
554
00:44:47,392 --> 00:44:49,816
Kate, he's in character.
He is an actor.
555
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,656
Oh, really? For what show?
556
00:44:52,825 --> 00:44:55,669
You know that just because someone
doesn't have a paying gig...
557
00:44:55,752 --> 00:44:58,761
...it doesn't mean they're not
working on their craft.
558
00:45:42,942 --> 00:45:44,698
What's going on here?
559
00:45:45,491 --> 00:45:48,458
I think there's something
wrong with his, uh...
560
00:45:49,170 --> 00:45:50,174
...thing.
561
00:45:53,601 --> 00:45:55,607
- Give me that telephone.
- No.
562
00:45:56,150 --> 00:45:58,199
- Give it to me.
- No, I need to...
563
00:45:59,578 --> 00:46:01,919
What do you expect me to do?
You took away my cell phone.
564
00:46:02,002 --> 00:46:05,304
- They're not allowed on hospital property.
- I have to make a phone call!
565
00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:07,562
You're not going to make one now.
566
00:46:08,649 --> 00:46:11,281
No, no, you don't understand.
This is a very important phone call.
567
00:46:11,365 --> 00:46:13,916
I have to leave this hospital now.
I can't be here anymore.
568
00:46:13,999 --> 00:46:16,758
Mr. Besser, I am tired of telling you this.
569
00:46:16,841 --> 00:46:21,397
You are not going nowhere
until Dr. Feinstein signs your release!
570
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,990
Did you ever take any
earth science, Esther, hmm?
571
00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:25,828
You look like a smart woman.
572
00:46:25,954 --> 00:46:30,212
Ever hear of the time-space continuum?
Sounds important, doesn't it? Well, it is.
573
00:46:30,213 --> 00:46:32,975
You want to know something, Esther?
It's broken! Okay?
574
00:46:32,976 --> 00:46:34,731
And I'm the only guy who can fix it.
575
00:46:34,815 --> 00:46:37,949
So why don't you go down the hall there
and get on your little telephone...
576
00:46:38,034 --> 00:46:39,956
...and call Dr. Feinstein...
577
00:46:40,166 --> 00:46:42,380
- Goodnight, Mr. Besser.
- You tell him that...
578
00:46:44,679 --> 00:46:45,892
You tell him that I...
579
00:46:51,284 --> 00:46:55,297
Point the toes, pull your shoulders back.
580
00:46:55,381 --> 00:46:58,849
Take a deep breath in and then exhale
into downward-facing dog.
581
00:47:05,203 --> 00:47:08,004
Oh, be quiet!
Be quiet... oh!
582
00:47:22,885 --> 00:47:24,599
Bart, shut up!
583
00:47:25,518 --> 00:47:29,740
- That thing is a damned hazard!
- It's just a toaster!
584
00:47:30,325 --> 00:47:34,170
Well, insertion of bread into that so-called
toaster produces no toast at all...
585
00:47:34,254 --> 00:47:37,263
...merely warm bread! Inserting the bread
twice produces charcoal.
586
00:47:37,347 --> 00:47:40,817
So, clearly, to make proper toast
it requires one and a half insertions...
587
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,742
...which is something for which
the apparatus doesn't begin to allow!
588
00:47:43,952 --> 00:47:49,177
One assumes that when the General of
Electric built it he might have tried using it.
589
00:47:49,386 --> 00:47:52,604
One assumes the General might
take pride in his creations...
590
00:47:52,688 --> 00:47:55,196
...instead of just foisting them
on an unsuspecting public.
591
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,533
You know something?
592
00:47:56,868 --> 00:47:59,710
Nobody gives a rat's ass...
593
00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:03,180
...that you have to push the toast down
twice. You know why?
594
00:48:03,263 --> 00:48:06,732
Because everybody pushes
their toast down twice!
595
00:48:06,816 --> 00:48:08,279
Not where I come from.
596
00:48:08,362 --> 00:48:10,745
Oh, because where you come from...
597
00:48:10,829 --> 00:48:14,256
...toast is the result
of reflection and study.
598
00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:15,637
Yes, you mock me.
599
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:18,659
But perhaps one day, when you've
awoken from a pleasant slumber...
600
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:22,824
...to the scent of a warm brioche smothered
in marmalade and fresh creamery butter...
601
00:48:22,825 --> 00:48:26,838
...you'll understand that life is not solely
comprised of tasks, but tastes.
602
00:48:28,971 --> 00:48:29,973
Say that again.
603
00:48:33,693 --> 00:48:34,697
Pardon me?
604
00:48:35,783 --> 00:48:37,414
- Did they start yet?
- Yes.
605
00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:39,252
Session list.
606
00:48:39,461 --> 00:48:42,221
Leopold, Darci.
Darci, Leopold.
607
00:48:42,304 --> 00:48:44,687
I'll like him to read.
Can you tack him on at the end?
608
00:48:44,770 --> 00:48:48,114
And, Leopold, go with Darci. She'll take you
to the greenroom and explain everything.
609
00:48:49,034 --> 00:48:51,041
I need to work out.
I need a place I can work out.
610
00:48:51,124 --> 00:48:53,255
If I could get Mr. Duke?
Is he ready? Where is he?
611
00:48:53,339 --> 00:48:56,265
Oh, my God, look at this.
Let's skip this one.
612
00:48:56,599 --> 00:48:58,773
Mr. Duke, right here on the floor.
613
00:48:59,107 --> 00:49:02,326
Excuse me, that's your mark, right there.
Just stand on that tape line.
614
00:49:02,409 --> 00:49:05,294
Look, forget this guy.
I can't waste any more time, J.J.
615
00:49:05,377 --> 00:49:07,384
We need to make a decision now.
616
00:49:07,468 --> 00:49:10,435
All right, we've got plenty of good choices.
Let's cut it off, Kate.
617
00:49:10,895 --> 00:49:12,693
That would be a mistake, J.J.
618
00:49:13,403 --> 00:49:15,702
Kate, the client wants to move on.
619
00:49:15,785 --> 00:49:18,795
We should see this last guy.
It'll... Two minutes!
620
00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:21,304
I think he looks like the Quaker Oats guy.
621
00:49:21,972 --> 00:49:25,734
Well, Phil, it's really not about what you
think. It's about what they think.
622
00:49:25,817 --> 00:49:28,451
They've been in a coma
all day and now look at them.
623
00:49:28,534 --> 00:49:32,087
To them, this guy is a dream.
624
00:49:32,547 --> 00:49:35,641
He's handsome, honest, courteous.
625
00:49:35,724 --> 00:49:39,737
Stands when you walk in a room.
Brings you brioche in bed.
626
00:49:40,531 --> 00:49:42,244
If you eat his margarine...
627
00:49:42,496 --> 00:49:45,798
...maybe your hips will shrink
and he'll come to your door.
628
00:49:46,132 --> 00:49:50,173
I take it this is to be delivered
in direct address as on Geronimo.
629
00:49:50,174 --> 00:49:52,598
- Geronimo?
- He means Geraldo.
630
00:49:53,196 --> 00:49:54,200
Exactly.
631
00:49:55,077 --> 00:49:58,547
Okay, everyone... quiet please.
And action.
632
00:50:04,942 --> 00:50:06,363
Start talking, bud.
633
00:50:08,829 --> 00:50:11,295
Fresh creamery butter.
634
00:50:12,507 --> 00:50:14,681
Is there anything more comforting?
635
00:50:15,773 --> 00:50:17,195
I say there is.
636
00:50:17,326 --> 00:50:21,338
And perhaps you'll agree when you sample
fat-free Farmer's Bounty...
637
00:50:21,661 --> 00:50:25,214
...with the genuine essence
of creamery butter in every bite.
638
00:50:25,798 --> 00:50:29,267
With every mouthful of Farmer's Bounty
you shall receive butter's...
639
00:50:29,436 --> 00:50:34,159
...luxurious comfort in your mouth without
adding to the luxury of your waistline.
640
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,734
Not bad, Kate.
Where'd you find him?
641
00:50:38,823 --> 00:50:40,202
He lives in my building.
642
00:50:41,361 --> 00:50:43,994
Where do I sign?
Right here, and here.
643
00:50:47,368 --> 00:50:49,710
- That was spectacular, Kate.
- Thanks, J.J.
644
00:50:49,793 --> 00:50:52,217
A lot to talk about tonight at dinner.
645
00:50:54,182 --> 00:50:56,774
- Nice work, Mr. Margarine.
- Thank you.
646
00:50:58,947 --> 00:51:00,953
Outfit was a great idea. Nice.
647
00:51:04,632 --> 00:51:05,761
Yes!
648
00:51:05,928 --> 00:51:08,143
Yes! Yes!
649
00:51:08,478 --> 00:51:10,192
Yes!
650
00:51:15,071 --> 00:51:19,000
- You seem pleased.
- Oh, you did so great in there!
651
00:51:19,139 --> 00:51:20,142
Man!
652
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:25,931
You are going to be on a
national television spot!
653
00:51:28,576 --> 00:51:30,330
I take it you're dining
with that man tonight.
654
00:51:30,438 --> 00:51:33,656
Huh? Oh, yeah, J.J.
He's my boss.
655
00:51:34,645 --> 00:51:37,571
You require a chaperone.
His intentions are obvious.
656
00:51:37,822 --> 00:51:39,953
I'm alone with you.
Do I need a chaperone?
657
00:51:40,038 --> 00:51:42,922
We're not courting, Kate.
If we were, as a man of honor...
658
00:51:43,005 --> 00:51:45,389
...I would have informed you
of my intentions in writing.
659
00:52:05,201 --> 00:52:06,288
Good day.
660
00:52:08,503 --> 00:52:09,423
Hey!
661
00:52:09,506 --> 00:52:13,143
- Kate, why don't we take one of these.
- They're for tourists.
662
00:52:14,439 --> 00:52:17,992
- Sorry, she doesn't seem interested.
- Oh, hey, hello. Hello.
663
00:52:19,413 --> 00:52:21,001
Hey! Hey!
664
00:52:22,339 --> 00:52:25,140
Hey! Hey, you...
665
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:28,024
Kate!
666
00:52:28,359 --> 00:52:30,448
Hey, you asshole!
667
00:52:33,374 --> 00:52:36,007
I'm going to get you!
668
00:52:48,589 --> 00:52:51,724
Hey! Asshole!
669
00:52:53,606 --> 00:52:55,151
Goddamn it.
670
00:53:09,489 --> 00:53:11,536
- Give me your hand.
- What?
671
00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:12,832
Your hand, woman!
672
00:53:30,347 --> 00:53:32,186
What do you think you're doing?
673
00:54:03,870 --> 00:54:07,339
I warn you, scoundrel I was trained to ride
at the King's Academy...
674
00:54:07,423 --> 00:54:10,350
...and schooled in weaponry by the palace
guard. You stand no chance.
675
00:54:10,434 --> 00:54:15,282
Where you run, I shall ride and when
you stop, the steel of this strap
will be lodged in your brain.
676
00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:42,284
Your boyfriend's a very good rider.
677
00:54:42,744 --> 00:54:43,747
Yeah.
678
00:55:03,644 --> 00:55:05,023
Are you for real?
679
00:55:06,069 --> 00:55:07,072
Pardon me?
680
00:55:07,867 --> 00:55:09,246
Are you for real?
681
00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:11,963
I believe so.
682
00:55:13,969 --> 00:55:14,972
You're a duke.
683
00:55:17,313 --> 00:55:18,943
I was born a duke.
684
00:55:19,570 --> 00:55:21,201
I've never felt like one.
685
00:55:27,261 --> 00:55:29,434
Stay. Sit.
686
00:55:30,898 --> 00:55:32,611
On your feet. Stay.
687
00:55:39,258 --> 00:55:40,261
Stay.
688
00:55:41,348 --> 00:55:42,350
Good boy.
689
00:55:49,331 --> 00:55:52,508
I'm off to dinner.
What are you two doing?
690
00:55:52,675 --> 00:55:56,688
I don't know. Maybe we'll watch the rest
of the game or go out or something.
691
00:55:56,746 --> 00:55:57,749
Oh, thank you.
692
00:55:58,653 --> 00:56:02,205
Kate, may I repeat my offer
to serve as a chaperone?
693
00:56:03,292 --> 00:56:05,132
No, thank you, Leopold.
694
00:56:05,215 --> 00:56:07,514
Charles, don't you find this inappropriate?
As her brother, I would think...
695
00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:11,694
As her brother, I would think that my sister
would invite me to an audition.
696
00:56:11,779 --> 00:56:13,951
Could be just me, though.
Seems kind, but...
697
00:56:14,286 --> 00:56:15,288
Charlie.
698
00:56:16,334 --> 00:56:18,341
You're not exactly
a margarine spokesperson.
699
00:56:18,424 --> 00:56:20,890
- I can't sell butter, Kate?
- I don't mean to be insulting...
700
00:56:20,973 --> 00:56:23,817
It's insulting. I'm an actor.
You don't have faith in me to sell butter?
701
00:56:23,900 --> 00:56:24,820
No. No. I'm sorry.
702
00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:26,533
I can do British, Kate. I'm an actor.
703
00:56:26,617 --> 00:56:28,748
- I can be anybody!
- You're a very, very good actor.
704
00:56:28,832 --> 00:56:30,658
- I am a good actor.
- You are.
- Okay, fine.
705
00:56:30,659 --> 00:56:33,961
all right.
A Victorian dude who's never...
706
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:36,899
- ...seen a Mets game watching TV.
- Okay.
707
00:56:37,234 --> 00:56:40,871
Scene... I say, are those little people
in that box of phosphorous?
708
00:56:40,954 --> 00:56:44,717
Crikey, I believe it is!
This game's more beguiling than cricket!
709
00:56:44,799 --> 00:56:49,815
Good golly, oh, Jesus!
It looks like Mike Piazza just hit a game!
710
00:56:50,275 --> 00:56:54,705
How about Canadian? Oh, right on.
Right on, you like butter, huh?
Yeah, what's that aboot?
711
00:56:56,637 --> 00:56:58,768
- Good night.
- Good night.
712
00:56:59,053 --> 00:57:04,362
...all those people up in that stadium.
Know what they probably could go for?
Some margarine!
713
00:57:04,947 --> 00:57:09,503
When your friend walked in in that outfit I
was getting a little nervous for you there.
714
00:57:10,925 --> 00:57:15,313
"If you eat his margarine, maybe your hips
will shrink." It's brilliant.
715
00:57:15,397 --> 00:57:17,404
You saved Phil from his own ambivalence.
716
00:57:17,487 --> 00:57:20,622
I knew it was the way to go... in my gut.
717
00:57:21,206 --> 00:57:23,172
I'm counting on that gut.
718
00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:26,701
Can I get a bottle of your
95 Lynch-Bages and a bottle of Evian?
719
00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:30,199
I'll tell you one thing... your friend is going
to be bigger than Mr. Whipple.
720
00:57:32,869 --> 00:57:34,875
You're not sleeping with him, are you?
721
00:57:35,795 --> 00:57:36,799
No.
722
00:57:38,323 --> 00:57:39,326
No.
723
00:57:43,737 --> 00:57:45,451
Leo. Leo, come on. Come here.
724
00:57:46,622 --> 00:57:47,624
How's it going, man?
725
00:57:53,161 --> 00:57:56,672
See the girl with the long brown hair?
That's Patrice.
726
00:57:57,739 --> 00:58:00,206
- She's lovely.
- She's mine.
727
00:58:00,291 --> 00:58:01,460
Congratulations.
728
00:58:12,202 --> 00:58:15,631
Hey, everybody, this is Leo!
Leo, this is everybody.
729
00:58:15,714 --> 00:58:17,678
- What's up? Dennis.
- Hello.
730
00:58:17,762 --> 00:58:20,020
Shelby, Allison, Monica.
731
00:58:20,227 --> 00:58:23,948
And this,
this is the insatiable Patrice.
732
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:27,553
- Hey, Charlie.. Hey.
- How do you do?
733
00:58:27,554 --> 00:58:29,811
- Patrice, let me assist you.
- Thanks.
734
00:58:30,636 --> 00:58:33,311
You got it?
I was going to get it.
735
00:58:39,203 --> 00:58:41,001
Let me get that for you.
736
00:58:44,388 --> 00:58:45,434
There you go.
737
00:58:46,003 --> 00:58:47,967
You look nice tonight. Very...
738
00:58:49,604 --> 00:58:51,234
Like a Judy Blume book.
739
00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:58,015
That's good, because I thought for a
moment that body of water here was a moat.
740
00:58:58,183 --> 00:59:01,861
No, that's a pond.
The gardens are devastating.
741
00:59:01,986 --> 00:59:04,745
They are.
They're very, very beautiful. Ooh.
742
00:59:05,176 --> 00:59:08,018
- You'll have to come
and see them firsthand.
- Right, right.
743
00:59:08,090 --> 00:59:11,894
After the merger I'm going to be stuck
over there, setting things up.
744
00:59:12,104 --> 00:59:16,157
I'll be craving a little face time
from my new top honcho in New York.
745
00:59:18,039 --> 00:59:20,713
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying you should come visit.
746
00:59:21,173 --> 00:59:24,308
- I'll fly you over for the weekend.
- Oh, yeah, I heard that.
747
00:59:24,392 --> 00:59:28,613
The other part... the part before that.
The part about the top honcho.
748
00:59:28,697 --> 00:59:30,662
I didn't understand that, that part.
749
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,926
How about catching an opera Saturday?
La Boheme's at the Met.
750
00:59:36,723 --> 00:59:39,189
Okay, so she comes back...
the audience is about to leave...
751
00:59:39,272 --> 00:59:43,160
...she comes back on stage and
she starts squirting the audience
with this turkey baster...
752
00:59:43,243 --> 00:59:44,665
...filled with this pine mist.
753
00:59:44,749 --> 00:59:48,009
And she's screaming
"Un-sex me! Un-sex me!"
754
00:59:48,092 --> 00:59:51,770
But no tears.
Just raw human passion.
755
00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:55,900
- Isn't Willem Dafoe part of that group?
- Yeah, and he did this
monologue about how...
756
00:59:55,901 --> 00:59:59,419
...all the best things in life are
hidden in people's basements.
757
00:59:59,420 --> 01:00:00,883
Like the Louvre.
758
01:00:05,523 --> 01:00:07,362
I'm sorry.
You were saying, Charles?
759
01:00:07,445 --> 01:00:09,870
- Just...
- No, what about the Louvre?
760
01:00:10,162 --> 01:00:12,127
Tell us what you were going to say.
761
01:00:12,378 --> 01:00:13,298
Well...
762
01:00:13,381 --> 01:00:16,600
...only a fraction of the Louvre is on the
walls. The rest is in the basement.
763
01:00:16,683 --> 01:00:19,358
- You've been in the
basement of the Louvre?
- Oh, yes.
764
01:00:20,069 --> 01:00:22,327
I was an art history major at Vassar.
765
01:00:23,581 --> 01:00:25,754
And so, what's down there?
766
01:00:25,837 --> 01:00:30,812
Well, that's where the real show begins.
Unspoiled by dilettante.
767
01:00:31,063 --> 01:00:35,534
DaVinci, Michelangelo, David, Chardin.
768
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:41,135
"Allow me to assist you, Patrice.
Oh, let me light that for you, Monica."
769
01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:46,727
"What, this? This is my family crest.
Been in the family for..."
Oh, in the basement?
770
01:00:46,728 --> 01:00:49,412
"What do they have in the basement?
Why, the works of da Vinci...
771
01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:52,296
...Michelangelo, Chardin, David...
772
01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:57,146
...all surrounded by great coral
sponges to absorb the moisture."
773
01:00:58,859 --> 01:01:01,017
Just for the record, I was working it.
774
01:01:01,018 --> 01:01:04,059
I was in the zone and I
would have gotten her number
775
01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:08,388
if you hadn't turned the evening
into a guided tour of the Louvre.
776
01:01:08,389 --> 01:01:09,936
My apologies.
777
01:01:10,855 --> 01:01:15,496
Let's get one thing straight. Patrice,
she thought you were cute...
probably gay and cute.
778
01:01:15,579 --> 01:01:18,380
- And cute, Leo, that's the kiss of death.
- Perhaps.
779
01:01:18,463 --> 01:01:21,515
- Perhaps? Certainly.
- I believe this is her number.
780
01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:25,694
As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of
your affections. And it's no wonder.
781
01:01:25,778 --> 01:01:27,952
You, Charles, are a merry-andrew.
782
01:01:28,495 --> 01:01:31,002
- A what?
- Everything plays a farce to you.
783
01:01:31,087 --> 01:01:33,177
Women respond to sincerity.
784
01:01:33,261 --> 01:01:36,032
This requires pulling
one's tongue from one's cheek.
785
01:01:36,033 --> 01:01:39,822
No one wants to be romanced by a buffoon.
786
01:01:39,823 --> 01:01:42,582
- Now, that number rings her.
- Yes.
787
01:01:42,665 --> 01:01:47,041
- So ring her tomorrow.
- I can't. She gave the number to you.
788
01:01:47,042 --> 01:01:50,295
Only because I told her of your affections.
789
01:01:50,816 --> 01:01:52,907
Wha-What did you say?
790
01:01:52,990 --> 01:01:55,665
Merely that you admired her but you were
hesitant to make an overture...
791
01:01:55,749 --> 01:01:58,549
...since you'll been told
she was courting another.
792
01:01:59,092 --> 01:02:01,308
Shit. That's good!
793
01:02:01,977 --> 01:02:05,279
- Wha-What did she say?
- She handed me the napkin.
794
01:02:08,999 --> 01:02:12,594
- Charles, it's quite late.
- No, no, no, she won't be home yet.
795
01:02:12,678 --> 01:02:15,688
I get her machine,
I leave a message ball's in her court.
796
01:02:15,771 --> 01:02:20,786
You're ladling calculation upon comedy.
The point is, to keep the ball in your court.
797
01:02:22,877 --> 01:02:24,967
You're right. You're right.
798
01:02:25,677 --> 01:02:28,436
- Okay.
- Nothing need be done till tomorrow.
799
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,111
Tomorrow.
Then I make my move.
800
01:02:31,194 --> 01:02:34,706
An overture, Charles.
Make your intentions known.
801
01:02:34,789 --> 01:02:37,673
Think of pleasing her, not vexing her.
802
01:02:37,758 --> 01:02:38,970
No vexing.
803
01:02:39,095 --> 01:02:42,731
You're intoxicated. We should retire.
I'm sure Kate will be home.
804
01:02:43,066 --> 01:02:45,658
- I doubt it.
- But it's nearly midnight.
805
01:02:48,541 --> 01:02:50,799
- You like her, don't you?
- Who?
806
01:02:51,092 --> 01:02:52,095
Kate.
807
01:02:53,599 --> 01:02:54,895
- You do!
- Oh, Charles, Charles.
808
01:02:54,979 --> 01:02:56,859
You like my sister!
809
01:02:56,943 --> 01:02:59,576
Well, you made your intentions known,
right? Right?
810
01:02:59,660 --> 01:03:03,506
- You've been drinking.
- Leo, Commune... right around the corner.
811
01:03:03,589 --> 01:03:06,097
We could stop in,
you could give me a couple of pointers...
812
01:03:06,180 --> 01:03:09,274
...pull out a chair or two you could
throw out a gesture here or there.
813
01:03:09,357 --> 01:03:12,199
Yeah, see, it's one thing with Patrice.
You don't give a shit.
814
01:03:12,283 --> 01:03:16,046
It's a whole other ball of wax
when it's a girl you like, huh?
815
01:03:16,329 --> 01:03:19,088
Yeah, who's the merry-andrew now?
816
01:03:21,826 --> 01:03:24,377
You want to vex my sister!
817
01:03:25,075 --> 01:03:28,670
I have to confess that
I'm a little bit confused.
818
01:03:29,423 --> 01:03:30,635
No. Thank you.
819
01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:35,484
When you asked me to dinner tonight
I was under the impression
that we were here to discuss...
820
01:03:35,567 --> 01:03:38,660
- The merger.
- Yes. Right. Yes.
821
01:03:38,994 --> 01:03:42,046
- And a possible promotion.
- Yes.
822
01:03:42,673 --> 01:03:44,136
Yes, that, too.
823
01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:49,194
And, well, dinner is winding down
and we haven't really discussed...
824
01:03:49,444 --> 01:03:53,039
...anything even remotely relevant
to what I thought we came here to...
825
01:03:53,124 --> 01:03:57,888
I don't believe I've ever seen
you this flustered, Kate.
You haven't even kissed me yet.
826
01:04:00,104 --> 01:04:02,319
Yeah.
Right. Well...
827
01:04:03,448 --> 01:04:05,956
I like you, J.J., I do.
I like you quite a bit.
828
01:04:06,039 --> 01:04:10,052
Um, as a matter of fact
I think you would agree that a working...
829
01:04:10,136 --> 01:04:13,982
...a successful working relationship
requires a great deal of...
830
01:04:14,273 --> 01:04:17,116
What exactly is our working relationship?
831
01:04:17,284 --> 01:04:18,537
Hi, Kate!
832
01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:21,045
Hi, Charlie.
833
01:04:21,756 --> 01:04:23,929
Well... what are you doing here?
834
01:04:24,180 --> 01:04:26,940
- We just thought we'll
come by to say hi. J.J., right?
- Right.
835
01:04:27,023 --> 01:04:29,489
- Kate. Might I have a word with you?
- Now?
836
01:04:29,572 --> 01:04:32,832
- In private.
- No! No.
837
01:04:32,917 --> 01:04:34,672
Mr. Margarine.
838
01:04:35,801 --> 01:04:37,974
Please... please join us.
839
01:04:38,643 --> 01:04:41,025
- And where did you say it is?
- In Sussex.
840
01:04:41,109 --> 01:04:42,656
- Near Ballmour.
- Yes.
841
01:04:42,739 --> 01:04:45,540
- Built in the 18th century.
- Early 18th century.
842
01:04:45,623 --> 01:04:47,629
Really? Are you quite sure?
843
01:04:49,762 --> 01:04:52,228
- Yes.
- He's got pictures, Leopold.
844
01:04:52,312 --> 01:04:54,443
Perhaps you were swindled,
because I can assure you...
845
01:04:54,526 --> 01:04:57,996
...as of the late 19th century
there's nothing but farmland near Ballmour.
846
01:04:58,079 --> 01:05:00,003
- You're mistaken.
- That's not possible.
847
01:05:00,085 --> 01:05:03,055
Well, it's quite possible,
Leopold, that you are mistaken.
848
01:05:03,138 --> 01:05:06,022
No, it is not.
849
01:05:06,105 --> 01:05:09,199
...the only manor house in the county.
I know because I grew up there.
850
01:05:09,282 --> 01:05:11,498
Leopold, it wasn't...
851
01:05:11,665 --> 01:05:14,047
- Leo, do you enjoy opera?
- I do. And do you?
852
01:05:14,130 --> 01:05:16,973
Oh, yes.
It keeps... keeps me alive.
853
01:05:17,809 --> 01:05:20,902
- Do you have a favorite?
- Boheme. La Boheme.
854
01:05:21,237 --> 01:05:25,710
I've seen it 12 times. That's... that's how
I learned to speak French.
855
01:05:25,961 --> 01:05:27,967
- You speak French?
- Fluently.
856
01:05:37,957 --> 01:05:39,211
What did he say?
857
01:05:43,808 --> 01:05:48,239
"How sweet your face looks gently
encircled by the soft moonlight."
858
01:05:49,911 --> 01:05:51,082
Oh, I like that.
859
01:05:51,165 --> 01:05:54,593
From the opening scene of Boheme.
A stunning duet.
860
01:05:54,802 --> 01:05:57,728
- Andre sings it to Mimi.
- Andre...
861
01:05:58,188 --> 01:06:00,863
I invited Kate to the Met next week.
She's never been.
862
01:06:00,947 --> 01:06:04,457
Patrone is singing Andre,
and she turned me down.
863
01:06:04,667 --> 01:06:06,714
Can you explain that, Leopold?
864
01:06:07,802 --> 01:06:08,805
Well...
865
01:06:09,264 --> 01:06:13,068
La Boheme is one of man's great
achievements and should not be missed.
866
01:06:13,394 --> 01:06:16,444
But perhaps Kate resists on moral grounds.
867
01:06:16,763 --> 01:06:17,766
How so?
868
01:06:18,042 --> 01:06:20,090
- Should we get the check?
- Well...
869
01:06:20,175 --> 01:06:22,640
...some feel that to court
a woman in one's employ...
870
01:06:22,724 --> 01:06:27,155
...is nothing more than a serpentine effort
to transform a lady to a whore.
871
01:06:31,544 --> 01:06:32,588
J.J.
872
01:06:37,229 --> 01:06:38,942
This guy's charming, Kate.
873
01:06:40,740 --> 01:06:43,666
The Duke of Margarine thinks me a serpent.
874
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,090
- No, he doesn't.
- No, not a serpent.
875
01:06:46,173 --> 01:06:49,142
That's too grand a word.
Simply a braggart and a cad...
876
01:06:49,225 --> 01:06:52,402
...who knows less French
than I, if that's possible.
877
01:06:54,158 --> 01:06:58,546
And by the way there's no Andre in Boheme...
it's Rudolfo.
878
01:06:58,839 --> 01:07:01,557
And though it takes place in France
it's rarely played in French...
879
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:05,234
...as it is written in Italian.
Good night.
880
01:07:14,088 --> 01:07:15,090
Sorry.
881
01:07:26,101 --> 01:07:28,149
Kate, might I have a word?
882
01:08:25,490 --> 01:08:27,246
- Morning.
- Hi.
883
01:08:27,455 --> 01:08:30,340
- You want some coffee?
- No, thanks.
884
01:08:31,008 --> 01:08:33,600
- You want to read...
you want to read your paper?
- No, thank you, Charlie.
885
01:08:33,683 --> 01:08:37,320
I want to go to work and try and
clean up this mess you made.
886
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:39,369
You sure you don't...
887
01:08:48,105 --> 01:08:50,654
Kate...
Uh, Kate!
888
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:55,796
- What?
- I-I just thought maybe you'll want
a-a kiwi for-for-for the subway.
889
01:08:56,422 --> 01:09:00,602
- That's a papaya, Charlie.
- Oh. You're right. Okay.
890
01:09:03,528 --> 01:09:05,555
But while using the product...
891
01:09:05,556 --> 01:09:09,456
...80% found the product too soft to be...
892
01:09:10,383 --> 01:09:11,387
...effective.
893
01:09:11,471 --> 01:09:15,484
This, of course, presents a conundrum
for us marketeers.
894
01:09:15,734 --> 01:09:23,095
How do we maintain a soft feel
on the exterior of a plastic wrap
or pack while retaining...
895
01:09:23,096 --> 01:09:27,855
...the useful tensile strength
in the sheets?
896
01:09:27,856 --> 01:09:30,154
Now, I'm going to suggest
to the Summer Soft people...
897
01:09:30,239 --> 01:09:32,652
...to scale back to a limited
release of the product...
898
01:09:32,653 --> 01:09:36,633
...in the mid-Atlantic states,
where we can refine the product...
899
01:09:36,634 --> 01:09:38,718
...on the basis of extensive...
900
01:09:41,275 --> 01:09:43,155
Dearest Katherine...
901
01:09:44,075 --> 01:09:46,583
I behaved as an imbecile last night...
902
01:09:46,666 --> 01:09:49,048
...animated in part by drink...
903
01:09:49,341 --> 01:09:53,438
...in part by your beauty and
in part by my own foolish pride.
904
01:09:53,521 --> 01:09:56,781
And for that I am profoundly sorry.
905
01:09:56,991 --> 01:09:59,290
Please accept as a gesture of apology...
906
01:09:59,373 --> 01:10:02,800
...a private dinner on the
rooftop tonight at 8:00.
907
01:10:04,807 --> 01:10:07,148
Okay, where are we on Farmer's Bounty?
908
01:10:07,692 --> 01:10:08,694
Kate?
909
01:10:09,698 --> 01:10:11,412
Care to share with us?
910
01:10:13,669 --> 01:10:15,090
Farmer's Bounty?
911
01:10:15,466 --> 01:10:16,720
Where we are.
912
01:10:17,305 --> 01:10:19,396
Where we are is good.
913
01:10:19,688 --> 01:10:22,321
Um, as you know,
we found our spokesperson.
914
01:10:22,405 --> 01:10:26,209
The response room final showed
a 96 in the top two boxes.
915
01:10:26,501 --> 01:10:29,010
His key female descriptors...
916
01:10:29,929 --> 01:10:33,524
were "handsome", "romantic"
with several write-ins of...
917
01:10:34,319 --> 01:10:35,404
"What a hunk."
918
01:10:38,665 --> 01:10:39,668
Great.
919
01:10:45,436 --> 01:10:46,440
J.J.?
920
01:10:46,816 --> 01:10:47,711
J.J., hi.
921
01:10:47,712 --> 01:10:50,181
Um, listen, I just want to apologize again
922
01:10:50,182 --> 01:10:55,018
for what happened last night. There was
no need for things to get that way.
923
01:10:55,259 --> 01:10:56,555
I appreciate that.
924
01:10:56,765 --> 01:10:59,021
So... everything's okay?
925
01:11:00,192 --> 01:11:01,237
Yes, Kate.
926
01:11:04,735 --> 01:11:06,528
I didn't jump; I fell.
927
01:11:06,529 --> 01:11:09,354
There's a difference... a subtle difference,
but nonetheless a difference.
928
01:11:09,395 --> 01:11:12,482
- So,why did you fall down there?
- Because there was no elevator.
929
01:11:12,690 --> 01:11:14,098
And you feel that was your fault?
930
01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:14,719
Look...
931
01:11:14,768 --> 01:11:16,336
If you brought your
great great grandfather
932
01:11:16,336 --> 01:11:20,297
forward in time before he'd had a chance
to invent the elevator or spawn his seed
933
01:11:20,297 --> 01:11:23,369
it stands to reason that nature
would correct itself
934
01:11:23,369 --> 01:11:25,979
and the elevator and you
would cease to exist.
935
01:11:26,413 --> 01:11:28,242
but, clearly, you do exist.
936
01:11:29,418 --> 01:11:30,697
You know what, I'm sorry.
937
01:11:30,698 --> 01:11:33,974
I got to concede that you
are a very busy man...
938
01:11:33,975 --> 01:11:37,403
...and I'm sure there are plenty
of peopleclamoring for your
particular brand of attention.
939
01:11:37,486 --> 01:11:39,367
Unfortunately, I am not one of them.
940
01:11:39,450 --> 01:11:43,004
So if you don't mind,
would you please unlock this door?
941
01:11:43,087 --> 01:11:45,636
I'm concerned you might
be a danger to yourself.
942
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,981
And in such cases...
943
01:11:49,064 --> 01:11:53,244
- Will someone please open... Aah! Aah!
- state law requires that I keep you under..
944
01:11:55,878 --> 01:11:57,257
Fuck!
945
01:11:58,428 --> 01:12:00,560
Everything all right, Dr. Geisler?
946
01:12:00,644 --> 01:12:03,068
Yes, Gretchen. Everything's fine.
947
01:12:04,573 --> 01:12:09,045
Stuart, I'm going to prescribe
something called Prolixin.
948
01:12:09,672 --> 01:12:12,932
It's a mild antipsychotic.
Nothing too strong.
949
01:12:17,154 --> 01:12:20,581
"I was wondering... I was wondering
if you would like to accompany me..."
950
01:12:20,749 --> 01:12:24,344
"If you've already been
previously engaged I understand."
951
01:12:27,563 --> 01:12:30,154
Tonight at 7:00, 7:30.
Please don't be late.
952
01:12:32,578 --> 01:12:36,006
I got to talk to you about this, okay?
Cause there's some shit
here that just cannot be said.
953
01:12:36,089 --> 01:12:38,680
Did you assemble a bouquet for Patrice?
954
01:12:38,765 --> 01:12:42,067
Look, you just can't tell a woman she's...
"gracefully serene".
955
01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:43,906
No, no, this will not do.
956
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,623
Wha... Why?
What is wrong with this one?
957
01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:49,675
The orange lily implies extreme hatred.
958
01:12:49,758 --> 01:12:53,186
The begonia and lavender
danger and suspicion, respectively.
959
01:12:53,311 --> 01:12:55,777
Every flower has a meaning, Charles.
960
01:12:55,860 --> 01:12:58,368
Might I suggest the amaryllis...
961
01:12:58,452 --> 01:13:01,796
...which declares the recipient
a most splendid beauty.
962
01:13:01,879 --> 01:13:04,304
Or the cabbage rose.
963
01:13:10,097 --> 01:13:11,183
Darci!
964
01:13:15,089 --> 01:13:18,056
- What is this?
- It's a reply to Leopold's invitation.
965
01:13:19,436 --> 01:13:20,690
You're going, right?
966
01:13:20,774 --> 01:13:22,345
I haven't decided yet.
967
01:13:22,346 --> 01:13:25,397
Oh, you haven't decided if you want
to have dinner on your rooftop with a duke?
968
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:29,718
Who thinks he's from 1876! No!
969
01:13:29,803 --> 01:13:32,604
- And I would appreciate it if...
- Kate, come on, okay?
970
01:13:32,605 --> 01:13:34,453
I don't know what
this guy did to piss you off...
971
01:13:34,454 --> 01:13:37,171
...but that is the best apology letter
in the history of mankind.
972
01:13:37,388 --> 01:13:40,857
Just sign it, Kate.
It's 4:30. We'll fax it.
973
01:13:43,010 --> 01:13:44,557
Kate McKay's office.
974
01:13:45,728 --> 01:13:46,898
They hung up.
975
01:13:50,116 --> 01:13:51,831
Hi. Is Patrice there?
976
01:13:53,253 --> 01:13:54,635
Hey, Patrice?
977
01:13:54,636 --> 01:13:56,851
Hi. It's me, Charlie.
978
01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:00,357
- Hey, Charlie.
- I was just calling to find out...
979
01:14:00,441 --> 01:14:03,869
...if you got my flowers... your flowers.
980
01:14:04,538 --> 01:14:06,837
I was calling to see if you got
the flowers I sent you.
981
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:08,133
Yeah, I did.
982
01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:12,271
And I was just wondering if you would
like to go to a movie tonight...
983
01:14:12,354 --> 01:14:16,659
...and maybe afterwards perhaps
accompany me to dinner?
984
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:20,672
I mean, I... I understand completely
if you're otherwise engaged.
985
01:14:20,839 --> 01:14:24,560
But, uh, you know,
I just wanted to say that, um...
986
01:14:25,731 --> 01:14:26,733
Yeah?
987
01:14:31,206 --> 01:14:34,006
I wanted to say that you've, uh...
988
01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:37,894
...you've made an impression on me.
989
01:14:40,861 --> 01:14:42,726
And-and it-it's not
just the way you look...
990
01:14:42,727 --> 01:14:47,659
I mean, which are great. Your looks are,
you know, top-top shelf. But, uh...
991
01:14:51,856 --> 01:14:53,945
I don't know, it's, um...
992
01:14:55,534 --> 01:14:56,536
What?
993
01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:00,967
You're graceful.
994
01:15:02,096 --> 01:15:04,980
You know, the way you move and speak.
995
01:15:06,610 --> 01:15:09,913
I mean, some people have a way
with words and, you know, you...
996
01:15:10,498 --> 01:15:11,502
...you do.
997
01:15:14,469 --> 01:15:17,018
The bottom line is, I like you.
998
01:15:22,703 --> 01:15:23,748
Patrice?
999
01:15:24,877 --> 01:15:26,172
What about 7:00?
1000
01:15:28,304 --> 01:15:29,391
7:00?
1001
01:15:30,269 --> 01:15:32,358
7:00 would be heaven. Okay.
1002
01:15:32,443 --> 01:15:34,323
See you then.
1003
01:15:35,067 --> 01:15:37,408
It worked! It worked cool!
1004
01:15:37,629 --> 01:15:41,767
Who's going out with Patrice?
Charlie's going out with Patrice!
Charlie's going over there.
1005
01:15:42,194 --> 01:15:44,609
Oh, better go get ready.
Better go get changed.
1006
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,343
Shouldn't change too much, though
cause she likes me for who I am.
1007
01:15:56,525 --> 01:15:58,991
- Hey.
- Charlie, you look fantastic.
1008
01:15:59,112 --> 01:16:00,408
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1009
01:16:00,659 --> 01:16:03,334
I got a date.
I got to go.
1010
01:16:03,668 --> 01:16:05,172
- Bye.
- Bye.
1011
01:16:09,687 --> 01:16:11,191
- Kate?
- Yeah?
1012
01:16:12,947 --> 01:16:14,286
Um, have a good time tonight.
1013
01:16:16,124 --> 01:16:17,128
Bye.
1014
01:17:03,901 --> 01:17:05,239
My God.
1015
01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:10,214
This is beautiful.
1016
01:17:12,136 --> 01:17:14,434
The very word for which I was searching.
1017
01:17:17,277 --> 01:17:18,280
May I?
1018
01:17:37,425 --> 01:17:39,347
She was a real romantic, my mom.
1019
01:17:39,432 --> 01:17:42,399
When Prince Charles and Lady Di
got married, she had a party.
1020
01:17:42,482 --> 01:17:45,158
She made crumpets and jam.
1021
01:17:45,241 --> 01:17:48,376
It was like a Super Bowl party,
but for moms.
1022
01:17:48,543 --> 01:17:50,257
She cried for a week.
1023
01:17:50,341 --> 01:17:53,099
I don't know the story
of Prince Charles and Lady Di.
1024
01:17:53,266 --> 01:17:56,903
Oh, you don't want to.
It's a cautionary tale. Further proof.
1025
01:17:57,028 --> 01:17:59,537
- Of what?
- You can't live a fairy tale.
1026
01:18:19,142 --> 01:18:21,189
I'm not very good with men.
1027
01:18:24,032 --> 01:18:26,622
Perhaps you haven't found the right one.
1028
01:18:32,099 --> 01:18:34,064
Maybe.
1029
01:18:34,648 --> 01:18:38,077
Or, uh, maybe the whole love thing is just a
grown-up version of Santa Claus...
1030
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,379
just a myth we've
been fed since childhood...
1031
01:18:41,504 --> 01:18:45,725
...so we keep buying magazines
and joining clubs...
1032
01:18:46,102 --> 01:18:49,362
...and doing therapy and
watching movies with hit pop songs...
1033
01:18:49,445 --> 01:18:51,159
...played over love montages...
1034
01:18:51,243 --> 01:18:53,124
...all in this pathetic attempt...
1035
01:18:53,207 --> 01:18:56,885
...to explain why our love Santa
keeps getting caught in the chimney..
1036
01:19:00,063 --> 01:19:02,612
Otis always told me love is a leap.
1037
01:19:03,909 --> 01:19:07,128
Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump.
1038
01:19:09,259 --> 01:19:14,275
By my 30th birthday, I had,
according to my uncle, become
a blemish on the family name.
1039
01:19:14,693 --> 01:19:18,413
So he brought me to this country
with the proviso I marry an American.
1040
01:19:18,497 --> 01:19:21,590
A girl with a good deal of, um...
1041
01:19:22,928 --> 01:19:23,931
Charm?
1042
01:19:24,725 --> 01:19:25,728
Money.
1043
01:19:26,397 --> 01:19:30,368
Since my parents died our family fortune
had become, shall we say, depleted.
1044
01:19:31,622 --> 01:19:36,387
I would be married now if I hadn't followed
Stuart. I was to announce a bride that night.
1045
01:19:38,519 --> 01:19:39,522
Who?
1046
01:19:43,953 --> 01:19:45,081
I don't know.
1047
01:19:47,590 --> 01:19:50,014
Someone.
One of them.
1048
01:20:02,219 --> 01:20:03,390
What are you doing?
1049
01:20:03,734 --> 01:20:05,605
I'm just cleaning up.
1050
01:20:06,574 --> 01:20:08,573
Would you do me the honor of a dance?
1051
01:20:10,789 --> 01:20:11,792
Please?
1052
01:20:40,632 --> 01:20:42,556
I am not much of a dancer.
1053
01:20:42,639 --> 01:20:44,687
You're doing famously, then.
1054
01:21:02,620 --> 01:21:03,748
Leopold...
1055
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,298
...this was lovely.
1056
01:21:07,886 --> 01:21:12,777
But I don't know if I can leap
even if I am inspired.
1057
01:21:14,882 --> 01:21:17,515
People might think I'm brave, but I'm not.
1058
01:21:18,221 --> 01:21:20,786
The brave are simply those
with the clearest vision...
1059
01:21:20,787 --> 01:21:22,608
...of what is before them.
1060
01:21:22,609 --> 01:21:26,899
Glory and danger alike and
notwithstanding, go out to meet it.
1061
01:21:47,805 --> 01:21:48,809
Hey.
1062
01:21:48,829 --> 01:21:50,288
Morning, Charles.
1063
01:21:51,025 --> 01:21:52,739
How was your evening with Patrice?
1064
01:21:53,506 --> 01:21:54,509
Good.
1065
01:21:55,179 --> 01:21:56,181
Nice.
1066
01:21:57,211 --> 01:21:58,340
How was yours?
1067
01:21:59,260 --> 01:22:00,263
Good.
1068
01:22:01,015 --> 01:22:02,017
Nice.
1069
01:22:14,224 --> 01:22:17,191
So, Leo, don't you think it's
time you tell me who you are?
1070
01:22:19,449 --> 01:22:21,414
- What do you mean?
- I mean...
1071
01:22:21,748 --> 01:22:25,300
...it's a blast doing the
duke thing with you 24/7, but...
1072
01:22:26,094 --> 01:22:28,979
...I don't want to see Kate go through
Stuart: The Sequel.
1073
01:22:29,397 --> 01:22:32,365
I know she seems pretty tough
but she hasn't had it that easy.
1074
01:22:32,490 --> 01:22:36,043
She's always getting stuck with people
who don't hold up their end.
1075
01:22:36,879 --> 01:22:37,883
Like me.
1076
01:22:39,387 --> 01:22:41,811
- I just don't...
- I understand, Charles.
1077
01:22:42,271 --> 01:22:44,278
- You do?
- Yes.
1078
01:22:44,862 --> 01:22:45,866
So...
1079
01:22:47,454 --> 01:22:48,457
...who are you?
1080
01:22:52,888 --> 01:22:55,061
I am the man who loves your sister.
1081
01:23:03,004 --> 01:23:04,508
Okay, door's open.
1082
01:23:05,261 --> 01:23:06,682
Shut the lid.
1083
01:23:07,142 --> 01:23:08,563
Push the drawers in.
1084
01:23:09,524 --> 01:23:10,905
Close the door, and...
1085
01:23:11,405 --> 01:23:12,911
...you push this button.
1086
01:23:13,036 --> 01:23:16,631
A word to the wise:
Don't press that till she wakes up.
1087
01:23:16,799 --> 01:23:18,804
So she sees you doing it.
1088
01:23:18,930 --> 01:23:21,562
Oh, clever.
The proverbial tree in the woods.
1089
01:23:21,647 --> 01:23:23,695
If a man washes a dish
and no one sees it...
1090
01:23:23,779 --> 01:23:25,450
- Did it happen?
- Right.
1091
01:23:38,994 --> 01:23:41,376
- A cup of coffee, my dear.
- Thank you.
1092
01:23:44,678 --> 01:23:45,681
Breakfast?
1093
01:23:52,913 --> 01:23:56,675
Nine-grain toast with strawberries
and mascarpone, madame.
1094
01:23:58,848 --> 01:23:59,852
It's...
1095
01:24:00,061 --> 01:24:01,900
...apparently low...
1096
01:24:02,986 --> 01:24:04,659
...in polyunsaturates.
1097
01:24:15,276 --> 01:24:16,446
It's really good.
1098
01:24:18,704 --> 01:24:19,790
It's good.
1099
01:24:24,053 --> 01:24:25,642
What should we do today?
1100
01:24:31,912 --> 01:24:34,169
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
1101
01:24:35,340 --> 01:24:36,760
Thank you. No.
1102
01:24:39,018 --> 01:24:41,902
You know what makes me happy?
You don't look good in those.
1103
01:24:41,985 --> 01:24:45,372
They're so completely
inappropriate for you.
1104
01:25:04,684 --> 01:25:05,687
Kate.
1105
01:25:06,313 --> 01:25:07,567
Kate, Kate, come.
1106
01:25:10,744 --> 01:25:11,789
Leopold?
1107
01:25:12,625 --> 01:25:13,753
Leopold?
1108
01:25:14,256 --> 01:25:17,098
- Hey, what are you doing?
- It boggles the mind that it is still here.
1109
01:25:17,181 --> 01:25:20,358
This is my uncle's home.
Well, was. This is where I lived.
1110
01:25:20,525 --> 01:25:21,571
Good Lord.
1111
01:25:21,654 --> 01:25:24,538
A portrait of my parents... and me.
1112
01:25:27,798 --> 01:25:29,010
Uh... uh, Leopold?
1113
01:25:30,975 --> 01:25:34,863
Look, I just don't think that we should
just be barging around here like that.
1114
01:25:36,158 --> 01:25:37,162
Leopold?
1115
01:25:51,123 --> 01:25:52,460
My old quarters.
1116
01:26:03,955 --> 01:26:05,251
What are you doing?
1117
01:26:15,450 --> 01:26:18,334
The place where I put
everything I most cared for.
1118
01:26:23,727 --> 01:26:26,318
Things I didn't want my uncle to touch.
1119
01:26:37,103 --> 01:26:38,439
My mother's ring.
1120
01:26:40,698 --> 01:26:42,244
Oh, it's beautiful.
1121
01:26:53,154 --> 01:26:55,243
You know, I live on an island...
1122
01:26:56,497 --> 01:26:59,047
...connected to everything by bridges...
1123
01:26:59,674 --> 01:27:01,639
...and I never cross them.
1124
01:27:02,818 --> 01:27:05,827
I've lived here for ten years, and I've...
1125
01:27:06,268 --> 01:27:08,776
...never been to the other side
of anything.
1126
01:27:09,330 --> 01:27:11,378
You've never traveled?
1127
01:27:12,297 --> 01:27:13,301
No.
1128
01:27:26,301 --> 01:27:27,304
Do you...
1129
01:27:28,307 --> 01:27:29,311
What?
1130
01:27:33,127 --> 01:27:35,413
Do you miss where you're from?
1131
01:27:43,654 --> 01:27:44,859
In a way, I...
1132
01:27:46,079 --> 01:27:47,409
I miss...
1133
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:49,813
I miss its rhythm.
1134
01:27:51,938 --> 01:27:53,150
It was slower?
1135
01:27:54,514 --> 01:27:55,935
Quite a bit slower.
1136
01:27:56,806 --> 01:27:58,728
- Like today?
- Yes.
1137
01:28:12,584 --> 01:28:15,384
- Do you hear that, Leopold?
Do you hear that music?
- Yes.
1138
01:28:15,617 --> 01:28:18,835
Have you ever seen
the movie Breakfast a Tiffany's?
1139
01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:21,258
- Uh, no.
- "No."
1140
01:28:22,814 --> 01:28:23,943
Not yet.
1141
01:28:25,783 --> 01:28:29,376
- You see that guy
down there with the light on?
- Mm-hmm.
1142
01:28:29,377 --> 01:28:32,326
He listens to the soundtrack...
1143
01:28:32,327 --> 01:28:38,164
...of Breakfast at Tiffany's every night
until exactly midnight.
1144
01:28:38,365 --> 01:28:41,917
And then he turns his light off...
goes to sleep.
1145
01:29:05,468 --> 01:29:09,630
Oh, that means it's Sunday.
Oh, I don't want it to be Sunday.
1146
01:29:10,717 --> 01:29:14,730
I want more of this.
More 1876.
1147
01:29:15,649 --> 01:29:19,119
But, Kate, you don't work on Sundays.
We can have more.
1148
01:29:20,415 --> 01:29:24,846
Well, oh, no, cause Sunday is the day
before the day I work, so...
1149
01:29:25,807 --> 01:29:27,646
...it gets poisoned.
1150
01:29:28,816 --> 01:29:29,820
I see.
1151
01:29:31,534 --> 01:29:35,588
Besides, tomorrow is the day
we shoot your commercial.
1152
01:29:48,169 --> 01:29:49,173
Kate.
1153
01:29:52,015 --> 01:29:53,060
Would you...?
1154
01:29:55,108 --> 01:29:56,655
Might you ever...
1155
01:29:58,243 --> 01:29:59,455
...consider...?
1156
01:30:12,581 --> 01:30:13,960
It's time for bed.
1157
01:30:21,776 --> 01:30:24,744
- I'm so relaxed.
- That's all right.
1158
01:30:46,146 --> 01:30:49,030
- You're tucking me in.
- Yes.
1159
01:30:50,743 --> 01:30:52,207
Huh, you're my Otis.
1160
01:30:52,834 --> 01:30:54,297
Yes, Your Grace.
1161
01:31:02,699 --> 01:31:03,744
Oh, wait.
1162
01:31:04,495 --> 01:31:06,754
Hey, hey, don't... don't go upstairs.
Stay.
1163
01:31:52,733 --> 01:31:55,157
I love you, Kate McKay.
1164
01:32:07,697 --> 01:32:09,504
Scone, Your Grace?
1165
01:32:09,505 --> 01:32:11,094
Ah, thank you, Millard.
1166
01:32:12,107 --> 01:32:15,492
- And you brought the Farmer's Bounty?
- But of course.
1167
01:32:18,941 --> 01:32:21,073
Ah! Fresh creamery butter.
1168
01:32:21,323 --> 01:32:23,581
Is there anything more comforting?
1169
01:32:23,831 --> 01:32:25,252
I say there is...
1170
01:32:25,922 --> 01:32:30,228
...and perhaps you'll agree when
you sample fat-free Farmer's Bounty...
1171
01:32:30,478 --> 01:32:34,576
...with the genuine essence
of creamery butter in every bite.
1172
01:32:35,202 --> 01:32:37,878
With every mouthful of Farmer's Bounty...
1173
01:32:37,961 --> 01:32:41,639
...you shall receive butter's
luxurious comfort in your mouth...
1174
01:32:41,723 --> 01:32:44,315
...without adding to the luxury
of your waistline.
1175
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:48,077
- Farmer's Bounty.
- Now, on this one
1176
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:50,835
...take a bite and smile.
1177
01:32:54,848 --> 01:32:57,143
And... cut! All right, check gate.
1178
01:32:57,144 --> 01:33:00,832
Good enough for me.
Can we get a Dedo up here and something...
1179
01:33:00,953 --> 01:33:02,792
Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
1180
01:33:02,957 --> 01:33:05,882
Is this an actual sample
of Farmer's Bounty?
1181
01:33:05,967 --> 01:33:07,388
Yeah. Why?
1182
01:33:08,015 --> 01:33:12,153
- This tastes like saddle soap.
- Well, that's not really
your concern, now, is it?
1183
01:33:12,278 --> 01:33:15,747
Not my concern?
This product tastes like raw suet.
1184
01:33:15,831 --> 01:33:18,799
- How is that not my concern?
- Hey, pal, it's a paycheck!
1185
01:33:18,883 --> 01:33:20,638
- Wait a minute.
- Paycheck?
1186
01:33:20,890 --> 01:33:24,066
A... This is an outrage!
Don't worry about the taste. Come back.
1187
01:33:24,150 --> 01:33:27,243
- We need another shot.
- Something that brings the light up on this..
1188
01:33:33,304 --> 01:33:34,390
Leopold.
1189
01:33:35,184 --> 01:33:36,230
Leopold!
1190
01:33:37,693 --> 01:33:38,612
Leopold!
1191
01:33:38,695 --> 01:33:42,207
Leopold, what's going on? What are you
doing? They-they need you back in there.
1192
01:33:42,332 --> 01:33:43,294
Do they?
1193
01:33:43,378 --> 01:33:46,721
Yeah. They have to shoot the rest of the
spot. They're not finished yet.
1194
01:33:46,805 --> 01:33:48,393
Well, I want no part of it.
1195
01:33:50,191 --> 01:33:52,657
- Why?
- Have you tasted it?
1196
01:33:52,950 --> 01:33:55,499
- Farmer's Bounty?
- Yes, Farmer's Bounty.
1197
01:33:55,792 --> 01:33:58,132
- Yeah, I've tasted it.
- It's revolting.
1198
01:33:58,438 --> 01:33:59,721
I know.
1199
01:34:00,390 --> 01:34:03,734
You know it's revolting yet you have no
qualms enlisting me to endorse it?
1200
01:34:04,110 --> 01:34:05,657
It's diet...
1201
01:34:05,949 --> 01:34:08,624
...it's supposed to be awful.
I mean, what is the problem?
1202
01:34:08,708 --> 01:34:10,965
The problem is that for no reason
beyond my affection for you...
1203
01:34:11,048 --> 01:34:14,560
...I find myself peddling pond scum
to an unsuspecting public.
1204
01:34:14,852 --> 01:34:17,652
Hey, listen, you know
the stakes are very high for me here.
1205
01:34:17,737 --> 01:34:20,579
- You can't just quit because...
- Yes, I can. And so can you.
1206
01:34:20,746 --> 01:34:23,964
When one finds oneself participating
in an endeavor entirely without merit...
1207
01:34:24,048 --> 01:34:26,055
- ...one withdraws.
- No. No.
1208
01:34:26,431 --> 01:34:29,232
Because sometimes you have to
do things that you don't like.
1209
01:34:29,315 --> 01:34:33,496
Sometimes you have to suck it up and
finish what you started. It's part of life.
1210
01:34:33,913 --> 01:34:35,377
You sound like my uncle.
1211
01:34:35,710 --> 01:34:37,383
Look, Leopold...
1212
01:34:37,466 --> 01:34:40,350
...Jansen Foods is a very important
account for my company.
1213
01:34:40,433 --> 01:34:43,277
If you don't go back in there
then I get into a lot of trouble.
1214
01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:45,576
Is this what you do at work, Kate?
1215
01:34:46,370 --> 01:34:48,669
Research methods to deceive people?
1216
01:34:48,919 --> 01:34:51,093
Refine lies until they resemble truth?
1217
01:34:51,177 --> 01:34:53,225
It's no wonder you dread your work week.
1218
01:34:54,688 --> 01:34:57,279
- Oh! Man, I don't have time for this.
- What has happened to the world?
1219
01:34:58,199 --> 01:35:01,125
You have every convenience,
every comfort yet no time for integrity.
1220
01:35:01,209 --> 01:35:04,302
No. What I don't have time
for are pious speeches..
1221
01:35:04,385 --> 01:35:08,229
...by 200-year-old men who've never had to
work a day in their life.
1222
01:35:08,230 --> 01:35:09,788
You have no idea
what I've done with my life.
1223
01:35:09,789 --> 01:35:13,580
And you-you have no idea
what I've done with mine!
1224
01:35:13,581 --> 01:35:16,857
I haven't had all that many
comforts and conveniences, Leopold...
1225
01:35:16,898 --> 01:35:19,822
...because I've been
paying dues all of my life...
1226
01:35:20,102 --> 01:35:22,568
...and I'm tired, and I need a rest...
1227
01:35:22,652 --> 01:35:27,124
...and if I have to peddle a little
pond scum to get one then so be it.
1228
01:35:32,726 --> 01:35:33,729
Very well.
1229
01:35:43,050 --> 01:35:45,057
We're kidding ourselves, Leopold.
1230
01:35:48,024 --> 01:35:51,369
In point of fact I don't even
really know who you are.
1231
01:35:54,671 --> 01:35:57,847
You still don't believe
I'm the man I say I am?
1232
01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:02,570
We had a great weekend; that's that.
1233
01:36:02,779 --> 01:36:05,705
And now it's Sunday.
It's over.
1234
01:36:26,103 --> 01:36:30,576
There's such a lot of world...
1235
01:36:30,659 --> 01:36:33,335
...to see...
1236
01:37:26,086 --> 01:37:27,090
I know.
1237
01:37:29,448 --> 01:37:32,231
I know, I know, it sounds crazy...
1238
01:37:32,417 --> 01:37:33,504
...talking about...
1239
01:37:34,126 --> 01:37:37,760
...finding a crack in time
under the East River.
1240
01:37:41,823 --> 01:37:44,832
But in, in point, in point fact,
Gretchen you know...
1241
01:37:47,315 --> 01:37:50,401
...it is no more crazy than, uh...
1242
01:37:50,402 --> 01:37:53,079
a dog finding a rainbow.
1243
01:37:55,852 --> 01:37:57,858
Dogs are color-blind, Gretchen.
1244
01:37:58,901 --> 01:38:00,238
They don't see color.
1245
01:38:00,614 --> 01:38:03,039
- Really?
- Just like we can't see time.
1246
01:38:03,290 --> 01:38:04,627
We can feel it.
1247
01:38:05,631 --> 01:38:07,887
Oh... we can feel it passing...
1248
01:38:08,097 --> 01:38:10,353
...but, uh, we can't see it;
it's just a blur.
1249
01:38:10,981 --> 01:38:12,360
It's like, uh...
1250
01:38:13,029 --> 01:38:16,498
...it's like we're riding in a,
in a supersonic train...
1251
01:38:17,083 --> 01:38:20,343
...and the world is just blowing by.
1252
01:38:21,514 --> 01:38:24,148
But imagine if we could stop that train,
Gretchen. Hmm?
1253
01:38:25,151 --> 01:38:27,533
Imagine if we could stop that train...
1254
01:38:27,826 --> 01:38:28,829
...get out...
1255
01:38:29,164 --> 01:38:32,215
...look around and see time
for what it really is.
1256
01:38:33,385 --> 01:38:34,681
A universe...
1257
01:38:35,684 --> 01:38:39,571
...a world a thing as unimaginable as...
1258
01:38:39,906 --> 01:38:41,411
...color to a dog.
1259
01:38:41,913 --> 01:38:43,501
And as real...
1260
01:38:43,709 --> 01:38:46,426
...and tangible as that chair
you're sitting in.
1261
01:38:48,392 --> 01:38:50,774
Now, if we could see it like that...
1262
01:38:51,275 --> 01:38:53,156
...I mean, really look at it...
1263
01:38:53,616 --> 01:38:54,619
...then...
1264
01:38:56,124 --> 01:39:00,053
...maybe we could see
the flaws as well as the form.
1265
01:39:03,648 --> 01:39:04,819
And that's it.
1266
01:39:06,365 --> 01:39:07,619
It's that simple.
1267
01:39:08,121 --> 01:39:10,503
That's all I discovered. I'm just a...
1268
01:39:12,176 --> 01:39:15,138
...just a guy who saw a crack in a chair...
1269
01:39:15,139 --> 01:39:18,399
...that no one else could see.
1270
01:39:18,906 --> 01:39:21,956
I'm that dog who saw a rainbow.
1271
01:39:23,085 --> 01:39:24,590
Only, uh...
1272
01:39:28,436 --> 01:39:30,692
...none of the other dogs believe me.
1273
01:39:35,165 --> 01:39:36,545
I believe you.
1274
01:40:21,646 --> 01:40:23,025
I can see that some...
1275
01:40:24,071 --> 01:40:25,951
things have...
1276
01:40:25,952 --> 01:40:28,501
...happened since I went away.
1277
01:40:29,170 --> 01:40:30,173
But...
1278
01:40:33,810 --> 01:40:35,315
...you have to go back.
1279
01:41:02,735 --> 01:41:05,411
You understand you'll be going back
to the same day you left...
1280
01:41:05,829 --> 01:41:07,250
- ...April 28.
- Yes.
1281
01:41:07,376 --> 01:41:10,050
So you understand you might
be repeating a few things.
1282
01:41:10,678 --> 01:41:12,474
You might even see me.
1283
01:41:12,893 --> 01:41:14,690
Just don't follow me this time.
1284
01:41:20,417 --> 01:41:21,587
Can I go in?
1285
01:41:26,269 --> 01:41:29,111
- J.J., you asked to see me?
- Come on in.
1286
01:41:32,288 --> 01:41:36,218
I understand you, uh,
put out a fire at the shoot yesterday.
1287
01:41:36,343 --> 01:41:38,934
Guess Mr. Duke's got
a bit of an ego on him, huh?
1288
01:41:39,192 --> 01:41:40,355
Yeah.
1289
01:41:41,395 --> 01:41:43,694
I'm going to England this week...
1290
01:41:44,438 --> 01:41:45,986
...and I made a decision.
1291
01:41:47,798 --> 01:41:50,139
You're going to be the top New York honcho.
1292
01:41:50,972 --> 01:41:54,149
So, this is going to be your office.
1293
01:41:54,399 --> 01:41:56,615
I'll be making it official tonight.
1294
01:41:58,998 --> 01:42:01,213
Thank you, J.J.
Thank you.
1295
01:42:02,139 --> 01:42:03,261
You earned it.
1296
01:42:04,558 --> 01:42:06,108
I'm heading over to Jansen to sign...
1297
01:42:06,109 --> 01:42:09,489
the buy-out papers, FTC stuff. So...
1298
01:42:09,490 --> 01:42:11,496
...I'll see you later at the thing.
1299
01:42:12,541 --> 01:42:14,129
- What did he say?
- I got it.
1300
01:42:14,255 --> 01:42:18,058
- Oh, my God, that's wonderful!
- Just give me one second,
I'm sorry, Darci. One second.
1301
01:42:22,990 --> 01:42:25,750
Hi. You've reached Stuart.
Please leave a message.
1302
01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:27,212
Hello?
1303
01:42:28,049 --> 01:42:32,020
Leopold, I-I don't know where you are
but if you're there, please pick up.
1304
01:42:33,656 --> 01:42:35,155
I got it.
1305
01:42:36,367 --> 01:42:38,123
I got the job.
1306
01:42:38,792 --> 01:42:43,348
I'm the new senior vice president at CRG.
1307
01:42:44,602 --> 01:42:46,441
Uh, please call me. I, um...
1308
01:42:46,901 --> 01:42:49,492
I'm sorry about the way
things came down yesterday.
1309
01:42:49,575 --> 01:42:51,374
I apologize. I, uh...
1310
01:42:52,125 --> 01:42:54,299
I just really need to see you.
I'll love to see you tonight...
1311
01:42:54,383 --> 01:42:58,647
...but I have this thing at Farmer's Bounty.
But I'll love to see you later.
1312
01:42:59,524 --> 01:43:01,029
I miss you.
1313
01:43:01,572 --> 01:43:02,910
I miss you.
1314
01:43:06,087 --> 01:43:07,257
Hey, Stuart.
1315
01:43:08,261 --> 01:43:09,724
How you feeling?
1316
01:43:18,251 --> 01:43:19,253
Where's Leo?
1317
01:43:20,633 --> 01:43:21,803
He went home.
1318
01:43:52,526 --> 01:43:53,990
He was for real.
1319
01:43:57,417 --> 01:43:58,796
He was for real.
1320
01:44:10,877 --> 01:44:12,088
Holy shit!
1321
01:44:14,345 --> 01:44:15,390
Look at this!
1322
01:44:26,050 --> 01:44:27,388
Oh, my God.
1323
01:44:34,669 --> 01:44:36,880
Chilled, do you understand? Chilled.
1324
01:44:36,881 --> 01:44:39,888
And be sure to leave another
case of the Chateau Marid.
1325
01:44:39,889 --> 01:44:40,803
Yes, sir.
1326
01:44:40,804 --> 01:44:41,808
Leopold!
1327
01:44:42,100 --> 01:44:44,316
Leopold!
Where have you been?
1328
01:44:45,277 --> 01:44:48,956
Otis, I demand explication!
It's half past 5:00! He's not even dressed!
1329
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:50,669
He'll be ready, my lord, I assure you.
1330
01:44:50,753 --> 01:44:53,429
I don't want him ready.
I want him resplendent!
1331
01:44:53,554 --> 01:44:56,940
Here's the invitation. You've got your table
number, your car number...
1332
01:44:57,024 --> 01:45:01,286
...and I've got Morty down there the guy
you like. He's on the Madison side.
Also, your phone sheet is in here.
1333
01:45:01,370 --> 01:45:03,586
And Stuart called you a couple times. So...
1334
01:45:03,794 --> 01:45:06,135
have a great time tonight.
You look beautiful.
1335
01:45:44,633 --> 01:45:48,103
I don't think this is right.
I'm supposed to be going to 2640 Madison.
1336
01:45:48,311 --> 01:45:50,067
That's where we are, Miss McKay.
1337
01:45:52,492 --> 01:45:54,080
Have a nice evening.
1338
01:45:55,459 --> 01:45:56,462
Hello.
1339
01:45:56,964 --> 01:45:58,803
Hello. Invitation, please.
1340
01:46:04,948 --> 01:46:09,253
They're still plugs. They're just randomly
seeded with Minoxidil.
1341
01:46:09,337 --> 01:46:11,259
- No cornrows.
- Excuse me.
1342
01:46:11,343 --> 01:46:13,558
Hey, Kate. Congratulations.
1343
01:46:13,641 --> 01:46:14,604
Thank you.
1344
01:46:14,687 --> 01:46:16,192
The hell with facelifts.
1345
01:46:16,275 --> 01:46:18,951
I'm into mini-lifts now.
Just a tiny little bit each year.
1346
01:46:19,035 --> 01:46:22,837
I hear they're bringing back the 840 next
year. So I'm just running out the lease.
1347
01:46:22,921 --> 01:46:24,969
- Kate, congratulations.
- Thanks, Bob.
1348
01:46:26,390 --> 01:46:27,938
- Hey, Kate.
- J.J. Hi, Barry.
1349
01:46:28,021 --> 01:46:29,861
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
1350
01:46:29,862 --> 01:46:31,797
Anyway, I'm just glad
they've got them fixed.
1351
01:46:31,798 --> 01:46:34,599
I was going to move
my office down to the lobby.
1352
01:46:37,384 --> 01:46:38,471
Excuse me.
1353
01:46:41,376 --> 01:46:44,719
Kate, don't powder your nose for too long.
I'm going to give this
speech in a couple minutes.
1354
01:46:45,118 --> 01:46:46,288
Okay.
1355
01:46:49,798 --> 01:46:52,975
All this time I thought
that I had pretzled fate...
1356
01:46:53,058 --> 01:46:55,567
...and it had to be untwisted.
But what I never considered...
1357
01:46:55,650 --> 01:46:58,326
...is that the whole thing is a pretzel.
1358
01:46:58,535 --> 01:47:01,795
A beautiful 4D pretzel
of kismetic inevitability.
1359
01:47:01,879 --> 01:47:04,679
Okay, you know what, get off Park as soon
as you can, and then go up Madison.
1360
01:47:04,764 --> 01:47:06,602
I was supposed to go back.
1361
01:47:06,811 --> 01:47:10,448
He was supposed to come forward then he
was supposed to go back again and...
1362
01:47:11,790 --> 01:47:13,003
...so was she.
1363
01:47:15,079 --> 01:47:17,098
Now it is my pleasure and honor...
1364
01:47:34,641 --> 01:47:36,791
...to take priests to the bell tower.
1365
01:47:36,792 --> 01:47:39,360
You speak of progress and invention.
1366
01:47:39,361 --> 01:47:42,580
But what I offer you
down the stairs is reality.
1367
01:47:43,308 --> 01:47:45,357
Take a wife. Marry.
1368
01:47:45,462 --> 01:47:48,015
Let us not bother with this banter, Uncle.
1369
01:47:48,016 --> 01:47:51,234
Tell me whom you want me to marry.
Well, who has the most money.
1370
01:47:51,955 --> 01:47:52,959
Well...
1371
01:47:53,586 --> 01:47:56,386
...that would be Miss Tree
of the Trees of Schenectady.
1372
01:47:56,512 --> 01:47:57,514
Good.
1373
01:47:57,681 --> 01:47:58,768
Consider it done.
1374
01:47:59,814 --> 01:48:02,656
Otis, fetch the ring.
I will announce at midnight.
1375
01:48:04,076 --> 01:48:07,129
- Invitation, please.
- Uh, hello. My name is Stuart Besser.
1376
01:48:07,213 --> 01:48:10,264
I'm sorry, I know we're not on your list
but his sister is Kate McKay;
1377
01:48:10,348 --> 01:48:13,065
- ...she works here.
- I'm sorry, sir, I can't just let you in.
1378
01:48:17,369 --> 01:48:21,131
...and I learned that there was
one thing that I could do...
1379
01:48:21,215 --> 01:48:25,479
...and it didn't require money
and it didn't require a fancy school.
1380
01:48:26,231 --> 01:48:28,572
I learned that I could please people.
1381
01:48:28,739 --> 01:48:31,790
And there is nothing wrong with that!
1382
01:48:31,874 --> 01:48:34,172
I am a people pleaser, people!
1383
01:48:37,684 --> 01:48:40,484
Thank you so much.
I am so...
1384
01:48:40,651 --> 01:48:41,572
Kate!
1385
01:48:41,655 --> 01:48:44,581
Stuart!
Charlie! What are you doing?
1386
01:48:44,664 --> 01:48:46,295
Take a look at these pictures, Kate.
1387
01:48:46,379 --> 01:48:48,051
- No! No-no-no-no!
- Now it's time to introduce the woman...
1388
01:48:48,134 --> 01:48:50,475
...who's going to be holding down
the fort in our New York offices...
1389
01:48:50,558 --> 01:48:54,278
...our own little rising star,
Miss Kate McKay!
1390
01:48:54,362 --> 01:48:57,706
- They're introducing me downstairs right now!
- Just listen to me for a second, okay, please?
1391
01:48:57,790 --> 01:48:59,755
I'm sorry I was a lousy boyfriend.
1392
01:48:59,838 --> 01:49:03,140
I'm sorry I let you down. I know all you
wanted was someone you could trust...
1393
01:49:03,224 --> 01:49:06,567
Oh, Stuart, really I can't talk about
our relationship right now.
1394
01:49:06,651 --> 01:49:07,697
Please.
1395
01:49:08,115 --> 01:49:10,831
Maybe we weren't such
a waste of time after all.
1396
01:49:10,957 --> 01:49:14,426
- I mean, maybe there's
a reason I was your guy.
- What are you talking about?
1397
01:49:14,510 --> 01:49:18,773
Maybe I was supposed to help you find
your guy... Leopold.
1398
01:49:20,779 --> 01:49:22,368
You got to go back, Kate.
1399
01:49:23,203 --> 01:49:24,709
You got to go back there.
1400
01:49:26,590 --> 01:49:27,761
Go back?
1401
01:49:28,973 --> 01:49:29,975
How?
1402
01:49:30,268 --> 01:49:33,737
You have to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge
within the next 23 minutes.
1403
01:49:34,574 --> 01:49:35,577
Kate?
1404
01:49:37,165 --> 01:49:38,252
Kate!
1405
01:49:38,419 --> 01:49:40,258
Kate, just look at the pictures, okay?
1406
01:49:55,558 --> 01:49:58,985
- Is there a... a Kate McKay in the house?
- Yeah.
1407
01:49:59,193 --> 01:50:00,907
- Here I am!
- Kate?
1408
01:50:03,038 --> 01:50:04,544
Here she is. Here she is.
1409
01:50:06,048 --> 01:50:09,602
Well, without further ado
the new senior vice president...
1410
01:50:09,685 --> 01:50:10,849
...of our New York offices.
1411
01:50:10,850 --> 01:50:13,818
Here she is, ladies and gentlemen...
Kate McKay.
1412
01:50:18,714 --> 01:50:21,181
- You okay?
- Yeah. I'm sorry.
1413
01:50:21,637 --> 01:50:24,106
- Thank you.
- Quite an entrance, huh?
1414
01:50:24,190 --> 01:50:27,032
Thank you, J.J.
Thank you very much.
1415
01:50:27,775 --> 01:50:28,775
Wow.
1416
01:50:29,611 --> 01:50:30,615
Well...
1417
01:50:31,046 --> 01:50:32,633
...it's a great night.
1418
01:50:33,136 --> 01:50:34,766
We here at...
1419
01:50:35,560 --> 01:50:41,119
...CRG have always considered ourselves
to be in the "Find what people want"
business and at Jansen...
1420
01:50:41,579 --> 01:50:44,213
...you guys are in the
"Make what people want" business.
1421
01:50:44,296 --> 01:50:46,888
So, imagine what we can do together.
1422
01:50:47,431 --> 01:50:51,235
We'll be able to find out
exactly what people want...
1423
01:50:51,318 --> 01:50:53,743
...and make it for them.
1424
01:50:53,827 --> 01:50:56,962
So... yeah, so our customers...
1425
01:50:57,673 --> 01:51:00,933
...will be able to get exactly...
1426
01:51:08,122 --> 01:51:09,250
...what they...
1427
01:51:12,762 --> 01:51:14,099
...they want.
1428
01:51:41,102 --> 01:51:42,398
And, uh...
1429
01:51:44,905 --> 01:51:46,619
...it's a great thing to...
1430
01:51:47,497 --> 01:51:50,716
...to get what you want.
Uh, it's a really good thing.
1431
01:51:50,841 --> 01:51:53,887
Unless what you thought
you wanted wasn't really...
1432
01:51:53,888 --> 01:51:57,109
...what you wanted
because what you really...
1433
01:51:57,236 --> 01:51:58,239
...wanted...
1434
01:51:59,661 --> 01:52:03,298
...you couldn't imagine,
or you didn't think it was possible.
1435
01:52:05,346 --> 01:52:06,349
But...
1436
01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:10,152
...but what if someone
came along who knew...
1437
01:52:10,236 --> 01:52:12,577
...exactly what you wanted without asking?
1438
01:52:12,661 --> 01:52:14,542
They just knew. Like they could...
1439
01:52:14,958 --> 01:52:16,814
hear your heart beating...
1440
01:52:16,815 --> 01:52:18,529
or listen to your thoughts...
1441
01:52:19,850 --> 01:52:22,568
And what if they were sure of themselves...
1442
01:52:22,902 --> 01:52:25,285
...and they didn't have to take a poll...
1443
01:52:25,493 --> 01:52:27,206
...and they loved you...
1444
01:52:27,875 --> 01:52:30,216
...and you hesitated?
1445
01:52:35,985 --> 01:52:37,155
And...
1446
01:52:37,699 --> 01:52:39,078
I have to go.
1447
01:52:40,917 --> 01:52:42,255
I, uh...
1448
01:52:43,760 --> 01:52:45,933
I'm sorry, but I have to go.
1449
01:52:48,399 --> 01:52:49,403
Kate?
1450
01:52:55,756 --> 01:52:57,846
Stuart, can you tell me...
1451
01:52:57,930 --> 01:53:01,650
...in short, complete sentences
featuring no words over two syllables...
1452
01:53:01,733 --> 01:53:03,865
...why exactly I am in these pictures?
1453
01:53:03,949 --> 01:53:05,454
- Probably not.
- Try.
1454
01:53:05,538 --> 01:53:07,292
- Because you were there.
- I wasn't.
1455
01:53:07,376 --> 01:53:09,926
I would remember. Believe me, I would
remember if I was there.
1456
01:53:10,010 --> 01:53:12,810
- Because you're going to be there.
- If we get there in time.
1457
01:53:12,893 --> 01:53:15,737
These are pictures of the past,
not the future.
1458
01:53:15,820 --> 01:53:19,080
Not exactly. Theoretically speaking
if you go to the past in the future...
1459
01:53:19,164 --> 01:53:21,003
...then your future lies in the past.
1460
01:53:21,086 --> 01:53:25,349
And that is a picture of you
in the future in the past.
1461
01:53:25,476 --> 01:53:27,819
We have to make a run for it. Let's go.
1462
01:53:30,324 --> 01:53:31,662
Come on, come on.
1463
01:53:32,289 --> 01:53:33,919
Let's go, let's go. Come on!
1464
01:53:34,003 --> 01:53:38,183
Whoa, where the hell do you think you're
going? $6.80 on the meter, pal.
1465
01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:41,360
It's going to close, Kate!
Come on!
1466
01:53:49,636 --> 01:53:52,352
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention?
1467
01:53:52,639 --> 01:53:53,976
The Duke of Albany...
1468
01:53:54,103 --> 01:53:56,192
...will be making
a very important announcement...
1469
01:53:56,449 --> 01:53:59,078
...in 20 minutes from this very stage.
1470
01:53:59,079 --> 01:54:01,271
And I believe it shall be
an announcement...
1471
01:54:01,272 --> 01:54:02,782
...that will justify...
1472
01:54:02,783 --> 01:54:04,579
...the playing of a bridal waltz.
1473
01:54:14,423 --> 01:54:16,471
Okay... this is the hard part.
1474
01:54:16,555 --> 01:54:18,060
- What?
- The girder.
1475
01:54:18,143 --> 01:54:20,693
- The girder?
- You have to cross the girder, Kate.
1476
01:54:23,243 --> 01:54:24,956
That girder?
1477
01:54:25,583 --> 01:54:29,410
- Stuart, I can't cross that girder.
I can't go across...
- You love him, right?
1478
01:54:29,411 --> 01:54:30,500
What?
1479
01:54:30,501 --> 01:54:31,628
Leopold.
1480
01:54:32,437 --> 01:54:34,152
You love him, right?
1481
01:54:36,204 --> 01:54:37,208
Yeah.
1482
01:54:38,166 --> 01:54:40,173
That's all you need to know.
Now go.
1483
01:54:40,799 --> 01:54:42,555
- You'll be fine.
- Katie...
1484
01:54:43,308 --> 01:54:44,186
Charlie...
1485
01:54:44,269 --> 01:54:47,404
- Charlie, what am I... How are you...
- No, don't worry about me.
1486
01:54:48,491 --> 01:54:50,372
- Now, Kate, now.
- Now?
1487
01:54:50,498 --> 01:54:51,876
The portal's going to close.
1488
01:54:52,211 --> 01:54:53,214
- All right.
- Go.
1489
01:54:55,011 --> 01:54:56,182
- Jesus.
- Whoo!
1490
01:54:57,478 --> 01:54:58,523
Oh, God.
1491
01:54:58,856 --> 01:54:59,860
You can do it.
1492
01:55:01,365 --> 01:55:02,536
Don't look down.
1493
01:55:07,676 --> 01:55:08,680
Shit.
1494
01:55:25,107 --> 01:55:26,236
Charlie...
1495
01:55:29,412 --> 01:55:31,251
I'll love you forever.
1496
01:55:32,924 --> 01:55:34,094
Love you.
1497
01:55:38,901 --> 01:55:39,905
It's okay.
1498
01:55:45,045 --> 01:55:46,968
Lady... lady, what are you doing?
1499
01:55:47,051 --> 01:55:49,058
- Step back, lady.
- It's okay.
1500
01:55:49,143 --> 01:55:51,733
Step back from there, lady.
Come back, lady.
1501
01:55:55,077 --> 01:55:57,293
Central, be advised
This is Breech Post Four.
1502
01:55:57,376 --> 01:55:59,843
I've got a jumper on the southwest
location of the bridge.
1503
01:55:59,926 --> 01:56:04,023
Have a supervisor, ESU and Harbor
respond to this location forthwith.
1504
01:56:24,588 --> 01:56:26,052
Ladies and gentlemen...
1505
01:56:26,135 --> 01:56:29,980
...it is with a glad heart and a bright eye
that I proudly introduce...
1506
01:56:30,064 --> 01:56:33,115
...my beloved nephew Leopold...
1507
01:56:33,282 --> 01:56:34,745
...Duke of Albany.
1508
01:56:34,913 --> 01:56:38,176
Thank you, Uncle Millard.
Thank you.
1509
01:56:38,257 --> 01:56:40,159
I'm sorry, madam,
but this is a private affair.
1510
01:56:40,160 --> 01:56:42,310
No, you don't seem to understand.
1511
01:56:42,311 --> 01:56:45,112
I need to get inside.
I need to get inside right now and...
1512
01:56:45,195 --> 01:56:46,909
What seems to be the problem?
1513
01:56:47,294 --> 01:56:49,175
- Are you Otis?
- Well...
1514
01:56:49,340 --> 01:56:52,225
...let us proceed.
Please raise your glasses...
1515
01:56:53,874 --> 01:56:56,298
...so we may toast to my bride-to-be...
1516
01:56:57,320 --> 01:57:02,253
...the woman whose welfare and happiness
shall be my solemn duty to maintain.
1517
01:57:03,002 --> 01:57:06,304
The future Duchess of Albany...
1518
01:57:11,195 --> 01:57:12,616
...Kate McKay...
1519
01:57:17,590 --> 01:57:19,763
Of the McKays of...?
1520
01:57:21,980 --> 01:57:23,316
Massapequa.
1521
01:57:26,368 --> 01:57:27,539
...Massapequa.
1522
01:57:36,860 --> 01:57:38,908
- I love you.
- I love you.